I bought my alarm clock in 1997 before I went off to college. On the first day of class, the alarm went off early. I turned it off and went back to sleep. Shawn, my roommate, never heard it, and therefore overslept and missed his first collegiate class.
A few weeks ago, the power blinked, and ol' Clocky went haywire.
I think it was turning into a Predator?
RIP, Clocky the clock. Your alarm may not have been used in years, but your nightlight was still a pretty neat feature, and knowing the time in the middle of the night remains a very important role of Clockies everywhere.
Thursday, December 26, 2013
Monday, December 16, 2013
2013 Soundtrack
I do this every year.
These songs are what I loved this year, or what reminds me of this
year, and are arranged in my preferred listening order. The playlist
fits on an 80-minute CD.
Download the zipped folder here. If the songs get lost in your media library, just search for the ones with the genre labeled "Dan2013".
Caveman - “In the City”
Download the zipped folder here. If the songs get lost in your media library, just search for the ones with the genre labeled "Dan2013".
As I was putting this together, I grew concerned that my station in life had led to a rather predictable playlist. I felt like I discovered fewer new artists this year than previous years, and I was simply listening to new albums from bands I already liked. (It would help if I was able to access music streams other than NPR.org from work.) While that’s certainly accurate, it hasn’t impacted this year’s year-end soundtrack too terribly. Less than half are songs from bands that appeared in previous years! But, uh, more than half are from bands that have either appeared in previous years or peaked in the ‘90s and no longer exist.
INXS - “Disappear”
Yes, 2013 was the year of INXS for all of us, was it not? No? Okay, how about I saw their greatest hits album for $5 and I grabbed it? And I heard “Disappear” for the first time since, well, maybe since it was regularly played on the radio? If you’re listening on bad speakers, you may hear a clicking sound during the chorus, so get some good headphones and turn it up.
Chromatics - “Kill for Love”
I don’t know how I came upon this song, some music blog I guess, but repeated listenings confirm it’s good.
Chvrches - “Gun”
Originally, the Chvrches selection was “Now is not the Time” from their EP, then it was “Lungs” from their album. I probably overplayed “Lungs” in my car, leading to a lot of “By the Throat” and “Gun”. What I’m trying to say is, this album is fantastic.
Caveman - “In the City”
Another music blog discovery, this rounds out the 2013 soundtrack’s synth suite.
Alpine - “In the Wild”
I was excited for the album from these Aussies after hearing this lead single, but it was a little heavy on the dream and a little light on the pop. Check out “Villages” and “Hands” if you like this track.
Third Eye Blind - “Narcolepsy”
So, we drove to Cincinnati in August. In ye olde blog times, that trip would have been documented in a lengthy writeup. You would have heard all about the benefits of Missouri’s lax open container laws to road trips, and how Terre Haute’s highest-rated attractions read very unimpressively on Yelp, and how delicious our lunch was in Bloomington. And while we drove through Indiana, yes, of course we listened to John Mellencamp’s greatest hits. We’re no fools. But through another stretch of the Hoosier state, Gavin played Third Eye Blind’s debut album from front to back, and I sang along with Stephen Jenkins the whole damn time. “It would be funny to have a band and perform this entire album to an unsuspecting bar. They’d start out thinking ‘Oh neat, a Third Eye Blind song,’ and then eventually realize that we were playing the whole album in order,” Gavin mused. “If we’re opening with ‘Losing a Whole Year’ and transitioning directly to ‘Narcolepsy,’ I think they’d catch on pretty quick,” I said.
Lorde - “Royals”
Shawn paid a dollar or whatever to hear this at the final bar we visited in Cincinnati on Friday night, though he was wrestling with his disbelief that a New Zealand teen recorded a song he liked this much. At least, I think he played this song, it’s a little hazy. I remember (but do not really remember) having a good conversation about Nirvana with our host at that bar.
Blackstreet - “No Diggity”
The other day, I was listening to the lyrics to “Royals”, and I guess it’s about, like, whatever dude, you can have your diamonds and gold chains, all you rappers, and we don’t care, because we’re really real. And then I listened to Death Row’s Greatest Hits, and it sounded awesome, and I was like, diamonds and gold chains and blood stains are the coolest. SING THAT SHIT, DRE! For reasons unknown, probably some divine intervention or some music blog post, “No Diggity” was on heavy rotation in the latter half of my year. It holds up even more than Third Eye Blind, if that’s even possible. So it made the soundtrack instead of “Ain’t No Fun” or “No Vaseline”, which is good because it will keep that Parental Advisory sticker off the front cover.
Haim - “The Wire”
I am not the first person to say this, but it really does sound like Shania Twain covering The Eagles’ “Heartache Tonight”. When they played on SNL, the staccato lyric delivery prompted my wife to ask if they were singing in English.
Dr. Dog - “These Days”
We probably don’t need any more songs titled “These Days”, but that’s my only complaint. I also enjoyed “That Old Black Hole” from the same album.
Franz Ferdinand - “Evil Eye”
This concert was everything that I wanted it to be: extremely high energy, crowd shout-alongs, extended jams and alternate versions of their hits, and the opening yell from “Evil Eye” was delivered rambunctiously by the neck-tattooed drummer. Frankly, the fact that it took Scottish band this long to write a song where “Ya Bastard!” was exclaimed repeatedly is a dark mark on their legacy.
Icona Pop - “I Love It”
The benefits of listening to Top 40 radio every now and then in the carpool: I can now identify a Drake song with 13% accuracy (up from zero percent), and, for one sweet week during its peak popularity, hearing “I Love It” twice a day.
Phoenix - “Entertainment”
That little percussion that accompanies the opening notes! The crowd of “OH”s in the middle! All the unintelligible words? Everything else?
Frightened Rabbit - “The Oil Slick”
I usually don’t like it when a singer sings about writing a song, but these lyrics good enough to overcome that bias. The way this album (and the Neko Case album, and the Okkervil River album) is mixed or mastered or whatever makes it sound hollow to me, like the mid-level sounds aren’t coming through, and I don’t know the technical term for what’s happening, and I wish I did.
Neko Case - “Calling Cards”
The Pitch called the Liberty Hall crowd that attended the Neko Case show in October “reverent”, which is quite accurate. The ambient noise was nice and quiet during “Calling Cards”, which made the song as affecting as listening on headphones in your dark bedroom. If you’re like me, you live through moments that feel so nice that you close your eyes and literally breathe it in. I did that during “Calling Cards”, and it made a lot more sense then compared to when I did it at the visually stunning foreign locations of Iguazu Falls and the Cliffs of Moher.
Thao & The Get Down Stay Down - “We the Common”
I loved this song off of her new album, and I super loved her version of INXS’ “Need You Tonight” performed for the A.V. Club
The Vaccines - “I Always Knew”
This seems like a song that Alipete should be telling ME about, but I had to discover it myself. I only heard about it because someone on the internet was like, “I’m glad they used this on the New Girl season finale.”
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - “Despair”
Watching this song’s music video made me like it more, much like watching YYY’s performance of “Sacrilege” on Letterman made me want to buy the album in the first place. If my daughter grows up to be the next Karen O (Karen 2.O?) I will be proud. Of myself.
Vampire Weekend - “Ya Hey”
I have already professed my love for Ya Hey earlier this year.If you’re wondering what my coworker/longrunning carpool partner thinks of it, she likes the Paul Simony songs on the album better. And she told her hip, young adult daughter that she was digging the “Weekend Vampires” record.
Okkervil River - “Lido Pier Suicide Car”
I much prefer the second half of this song to the first, but if the first half was shorter or otherwise different, maybe the whole thing would turn to shit? I also wish that I comprehended any of the lyrics on this album.
Monday, December 09, 2013
Meeting Santa
* * *
I had to call 911 in October. I was driving on the interstate, and two dumbass horses climbed up from the ditch and onto the right lanes. This was the second time I ever called 911. The first time is when there was a coyote on the interstate.
* * *
I am mortified that the "glowing rectangles" Onion article was written in 2009, because it feels like smartphone usage has become even more prevalent.
* * *
I was riding in my carpool the other day, on the interstate, and looking at drivers we passed. There was a dude in a Hyundai fiddling with his phone. So that's not good. Then he looked over at me, his phone still in his raised right hand, and our eyes met for a moment. That's even worse.
* * *
I cannot remember the last time I bought a non-wedding, non-T-shirt article of clothing.
Wednesday, December 04, 2013
Baby Talk
If you replace the references to David Letterman and being funny with various comments about how difficult parenting twins will be, this very first Conan sketch accurately represents my life for the past 5 months.
Sunday, October 27, 2013
Getting Chippy
Man, IT'S BEEN nearly a month since I've last update the ol' blog. Here's some of that classic text that you yearn for:
CHIP UPDATE, OCTOBER 2013
One of the fun things I do to spice up my work lunches and distract myself from the unbearable lightness of being is purchase and consume different varieties of chips and crackers! Here's what's new!
Sun Chips Sweet BBQ
Sun Chips has a barbeque flavor! It's pretty terrible, especially when the Garden Salsa flavor is so good. And being Sun Chips, they are terribly more expensive than other chips. Plus their bag size keeps shrinking - it's down to SEVEN OUNCES now!!! People are going crazy on its corporate Facebook page, as if Sun Chips owes them for years of brand loyalty.
Lay's Pico de Gallo
Pico de Gallo flavored potato chips?! The folks at Lays have done it! Except it tastes more like spicy tomato potatoes, which is to say, not very good. And the after-lunch taste in your mouth is terrible, and must be washed away with a handful of altoids.
Doritos JACKED Stacked Enchilada
These Doritos are thicker than normal, and have extra flavoring on the chip, so you get even more of the Dorito dust on your fingers as you eat it. Have you ever craved a Dorito that was harder and thicker? Me neither. The taste is vaguely Mexican, and not nearly as good as
Doritos Salsa Verde
This is the premier Dorito chip in the world right now. Very delicious.
Wheat Thins Spicy Buffalo
Soak a box of Wheat Thins in Tabasco brand sauce and eat it. Eat the whole box, because you paid like two dollars for it and it's a waste not to. Bleh!
Wheat Thins Chili Cheese
Better, but not great. Wheat Thins just don't take to flavors very well.
Cheez-It Zingz Queso Fundido
"These bold crackers are made with corn masa flour for maximum crunchiness and seasoned perfectly to spice things up! That's why they're The Snacking Crunch with a Punch! Inspired by a popular Mexican cheese dish, Queso Fundido features 100% Real White Cheddar cheese, combined with a bold blend of peppers, herbs and spices for a zesty hit of flavor!"
I don't know about this maximum crunch claim, but the flavor is very good! Plus the name has all those Z's in it, which makes it really fun!
CHIP UPDATE, OCTOBER 2013
One of the fun things I do to spice up my work lunches and distract myself from the unbearable lightness of being is purchase and consume different varieties of chips and crackers! Here's what's new!
Sun Chips Sweet BBQ
Sun Chips has a barbeque flavor! It's pretty terrible, especially when the Garden Salsa flavor is so good. And being Sun Chips, they are terribly more expensive than other chips. Plus their bag size keeps shrinking - it's down to SEVEN OUNCES now!!! People are going crazy on its corporate Facebook page, as if Sun Chips owes them for years of brand loyalty.
Lay's Pico de Gallo
Pico de Gallo flavored potato chips?! The folks at Lays have done it! Except it tastes more like spicy tomato potatoes, which is to say, not very good. And the after-lunch taste in your mouth is terrible, and must be washed away with a handful of altoids.
Doritos JACKED Stacked Enchilada
These Doritos are thicker than normal, and have extra flavoring on the chip, so you get even more of the Dorito dust on your fingers as you eat it. Have you ever craved a Dorito that was harder and thicker? Me neither. The taste is vaguely Mexican, and not nearly as good as
Doritos Salsa Verde
This is the premier Dorito chip in the world right now. Very delicious.
Wheat Thins Spicy Buffalo
Soak a box of Wheat Thins in Tabasco brand sauce and eat it. Eat the whole box, because you paid like two dollars for it and it's a waste not to. Bleh!
Wheat Thins Chili Cheese
Better, but not great. Wheat Thins just don't take to flavors very well.
Cheez-It Zingz Queso Fundido
"These bold crackers are made with corn masa flour for maximum crunchiness and seasoned perfectly to spice things up! That's why they're The Snacking Crunch with a Punch! Inspired by a popular Mexican cheese dish, Queso Fundido features 100% Real White Cheddar cheese, combined with a bold blend of peppers, herbs and spices for a zesty hit of flavor!"
I don't know about this maximum crunch claim, but the flavor is very good! Plus the name has all those Z's in it, which makes it really fun!
Sunday, September 29, 2013
Broke Bad
I've mentioned About a Boy before. It was my first exposure to Nick Hornby, and it was also the first book I ever read within a 24-hour period, thanks to a summer by myself in my college apartment.
In the novel, one of Hornby's characters talked about why he could never commit suicide -- there was always at least one thing he was looking forward to. The example I remember given was the excitement over what would happen in the next episode of NYPD Blue.
Now Breaking Bad is over. I loved it, I looked forward to it every Sunday night for years, and it's over.
And you could say that's one less reason to live, but it's not. It's such a good feeling to arrive at the end, and it's life-affirming when art affects you like this. And it's exciting to know that one day there could be another great show or movie or album that you love this much.
In the novel, one of Hornby's characters talked about why he could never commit suicide -- there was always at least one thing he was looking forward to. The example I remember given was the excitement over what would happen in the next episode of NYPD Blue.
Now Breaking Bad is over. I loved it, I looked forward to it every Sunday night for years, and it's over.
And you could say that's one less reason to live, but it's not. It's such a good feeling to arrive at the end, and it's life-affirming when art affects you like this. And it's exciting to know that one day there could be another great show or movie or album that you love this much.
Monday, September 09, 2013
Nothing Better Than Ezra
So, I emailed Alipete about the new Vampire Weekend album, Modern Vampires of the City, secretly hoping to find another soul who didn't grasp the fact that "Diane Young" equaled "Dying Young". To my surprise, she was up for another tandem track-by-track review!
Let's begin! Thanks for having me back.
Pretty
simple and a little sleepy; it's a nice start to the album. They jump
right into this song, almost mid-word. It's like VW never left us! "You
ought to spare your face the razor, because no one's gonna spare the
time for you" is just a dagger. I love it.
6/10
This is one of those songs that I hear 20 times
before I realize I have no idea what the lyrics are, and then I try to
hear what it's about and I get distracted 30 seconds in. It's a nice
song that's just "there", you know? I don't like how "razor" sounds like
"raisin" to my ears. (Why is this guy singing about a raisin? First horchata and now raisins? Get this foodie outta here!) But I like the
lead vocal and the bridge and the way the background vocals come in at
the end.
5/10
2. Unbelievers
This
is a song I was introduced to WHILE SITTING IN THE AUDIENCE OF "SNL."
Ezra K was wearing a great suit and is a real looker. Anyway, I'm a big
fan of this one. It's a needed shot of energy after the slowish start,
and in a different, twee-er world, it could be a Song of the Summer.
What's the instrument that kicks in at the 2:30 mark? Organ? I like whatever is happening there. We're talking religious
non-believers, right? With the holy water and the fire and whatnot? I
feel like this is a "thanks, but no thanks" to religion. "I want a
little grace, but who's gonna say a little grace for me?" Maybe the girl
he loves wants him to try to believe in something, but he decides it's
not for him. And he seems OK with it.
8/10
10/10.
So good. According to a Pitchfork interview:
He tells me about the lyrics to the song “Unbelievers”, which some have pegged as some kind of atheist anthem. But to Koenig, it’s a more nuanced piece about how confusing it can be to make decisions about what to believe in as a young person today, and how people with conflicting beliefs about the world interact with one another. “Even when you’re pretty confident in some things, like loving somebody,” he says, “there are still a million other things that contribute to anxiety about the future and the choices you’re making.” We settle on an encapsulation: millennial unease. "I like that phrase," he says, with a little exasperated laugh. "It's a concise way to describe a lot of the feelings on the album."
3. Step
AC Newman said this may be VW's best song
to date. Some days I really like it, and other days I skip it. The
rhymes are top notch, especially Alameda/Communist Reader.
7/10
My immediate impression was that this sounds like Mark
Mothersbaugh's "Tenenbaums" score meets Vitamin C's "Graduation." I
can't shake that initial feeling, but I still really like this song.
Most articles I had read about this album highlighted the lyrics
"Wisdom's a gift, but you'd trade it for youth. Age is an honor; it's
still not the truth." And they were right to; it's a terrific line.
7.5/10
4. Diane Young
I love it when rock songs
feature brass. I love it when things sound like Buddy Holly. I love "you
got the luck of a Kennedy". The voice modulation? I don't love it. BUT I
LIKE IT. I find when I think I'm getting sick of this song, all I need
to do is pump up the volume and I once again am psyched. The "Dying Young" thing is NOT obvious to SOME OF US.
9/10
Before this album came out I had decided I was done with VW, and
then I heard this on "All Songs Considered" and was completely won over.
VW channeling Buddy Holly > VW channeling Paul Simon. Another
candidate for Twee Hipster Song of the Summer.
9/10
5. Don't Lie
The word that comes to mind is "pleasant."
Slightly anthemic at times, but it stays pretty mellow. I'm a big fan of
the drums and the organ/harpsichord. Five tracks in, and he's really
not letting go of the aging theme. "Ticking clocks"? "Headstone right in
front of you"?? WE GET IT. We're all getting old.
5/10
Yeah, quite a bit of millennial unease on this one. The way he
sings "Don't lie" makes it sound like a love song, or at least a song
about a girl, but then you see that the song is not about some sexy
relationship and it's like, "Whoa, dude. Stop yelling at me about this."
Good song, though.
7/10
6. Hannah Hunt
I like the way he sings it, but not the words
in the chorus. "Though we live on the U.S. dollar" really rubs me the
wrong way, because who says "U.S. dollar"? That is a forced phrase. But I
gather this song is about a road trip with a lady, so it makes me think
of Simon & Garfunkel's "America". Also, for some reason I think
that some teens are hearing this song and thinking it's really profound
and romantic, and that bothers me for some reason.
6/10
When this album first came out, some reviewer noted that the name
"Hannah Hunt" was similar to "Hannah Horvath" from "Girls," so when I
hear this I think of going on a road trip with Lena Dunham. Which is
fine, I suppose. I'm not sure if this song is profound, but I do think
it's a little romantic. And any song that name drops The New York Times
is OK in my book, even if Hannah/Lena is tearing it to pieces.
7.5/10
Hannah Hunt is a real person Ezra is friends with, if that helps your enjoyment of the song.
7. Everlasting Arms
Oh, here it is. Here's VW at its Paul
Simony best. It's certainly fun and poppy, but I almost always end up
skipping this one. Also, is this song about God?
5/10
I would be very surprised if this song was not about God. That's
one negative about this album - it has at least three songs that are fun
to bounce and sing along to, but only when you disregard the fact your
singing about agnosticism or millennial unease or whatever.
7/10
8. Finger Back
Aside from the part when Ezra starts breaking
it down about Jerusalem and a falafel shop, I don't have a damn clue
what he's saying. Also Jerusalem at 103rd and Broadway? I Google mapped
that intersection, and it is home to a bank and a Starbucks. I don't
know enough about the history of Jerusalem to understand what kind of
metaphor might be happening here. That said, I do like this song.
7/10
I do not like the way he sings these lyrics, whatever they are. You
probably just like it because he sings "hit me like a Yankee" and you
have misplaced loyalties for that club. I also do not enjoy the spoken
word bit about the falafel shop. If I rate a song 5 out of 10, it means I
am 50/50 on its existence. I would rather this song did not exist.
3/10
9. Worship You
Dislike the yodeling verses, don't hate the chorus. Whatevs.
5/10
"Whatevs" is a good reaction to this song. I could
take it or leave it, but I guess leave it since I usually skip it.
Again, I have no idea what he's saying though I will assume this is
religious in nature.
4/10
10. Ya Hey
People have noted that this is "Hey Ya" backward and may be some sort of weird nod to Outkast.
To those people I say, "Guys, he's saying YAHWEH." Anyway, there is a
lot of religion happening here -- "I am that I am" and all that -- and I
LIKE it, weird computerized voices aside.
7/10
I love "Ya Hey". It's slightly dark, has great bass, and the Ya Hey /
Yahweh lyric is the sort of cleverness that makes VW worth following.
The voice modulation works best here. "You won't even say your name,"
Yahweh being an unpronounceable name -- it's terribly smart. But beyond the
tricks and winks, I simply love the way it sounds.
10/10
11. Hudson
After I finish rocking along to "Ya Hey", I don't love sitting through this dirge. It's fine.
5/10
There is literally a TICKING CLOCK in this song. And he sings "the
clock is such a drag"! So not only is this song a real snooze, but it is
also hitting me over the head with the metaphor. No thanks. I will
continue to skip this one.
3/10
12. Young Lion
I am always
fooled into thinking that "Hudson" is the last song on the record, so
this song usually comes as a surprise. Not much too it, but it's a sweet
little coda.
5/10
I don't really consider Young Lion a song. It's a minute and 45 seconds.
0/0
Good call. Take away my points for Young Lion. I don't want to inflate the overall score.
Alipete total = 61 / 110
dn total = 64 / 110
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