Today someone cleaned their cubicle with a Corporate Express (Staples) aerosol cleaning spray. It initally smelled like oranges, and gradually the olfactory cloud spoiled.
What I'm trying to say is: it literally smelled like vomit at work today.
* * *
Worse guy in the adjacent bathroom stall: sighing loudly, or talking on his phone?
5 comments:
Sighing. Definitely sighing. Any conversation would be better than that, except of course, one that involved sighing. But that'd at least be sighing with a cause.
Sighing also wins my vote. If you're sighing aloud in a men's bathroom stall, I really don't want to think about how sad your life must be.
The 'sigh'er is trying to initiate conversation, and the very last thing I want to do while draining my root is hear some bitter bastard tell me about how bad he Thinks his life is.
Also, the phone-dependant-urinator will likely get piss on his hand and/or zipper flap. Justice served.
I don't think sighing makes him worse, just more pathetic. Honestly, I'd probably laugh out loud if I heard someone sigh loudly in a stall. I mean, how disappointing do your bowel movements have to be to elicit a sigh?
I'll bet if you looked on the wall of that stall you would find this poem written with his tears:
Here I sit,
So broken-hearted.
Tried to shit,
But only farted.
-shawn
That's definitely the first time I laughed at that joke.
Post a Comment