Text Messages Received

Matt
10/29/05
homeless people suck

Matt
10/29/05
i am going to vomit on your porch again

Matt
10/30/05
i want to taste your fuck maker

Brian
10/30/05
moo moo moo

Matt
11/11/05
what is the name of that place where you get those pork chops

Matt
11/12/05
the friends who met here and embraced are gone. each to his own mistake.

Camille
11/13/05
2 early beer still hurt

Camille
11/13/05
*The longest text message I've ever received*
hold on 2 them we can still eat later havent listend 2 the vm so maybe im missing something but i need a bit more sleep

Matt
11/15/05
does this mean no power fuck?

Matt
11/20/05
if the terrorists had flown planes into a wal-mart i doubt that we would be at war right now

Matt
11/20/05
also someone should tell madonna to quit making music. She sucks.

Matt
11/20/05
i took a dump at wal mart

Matt
12/8/05
I think dennis quaid is a really good actor.

Floyd
12/23/05
Royals signed reggie fucking sanders

Gavin
12/28/05
i got milk

Serpentine
12/31/05
out of the way 05. Cunt

Floyd
12/31/05
2005 is like a dick in my mouth...it came and went

Serpentine
1/7/06
Wish you were here. Could use a reacharound

7858408332
1/11/06
Im screwed! Got a B in physics for semester.

Serpentine
1/14/06
Wolverine!!