Today Kim buzzed my hair, and I shaved my biopsy beard. We documented the whole thing, of course.
gif from picasion.com
My captions are as follows:
1. Let's do this!
2. I have too much hair.
3. I have too much beard.
4. When I'm not stealing meth, I'm wrenching with my dirtbike.
5. Where did I put the fourth graders' dodgeballs?
6. Last time I rocked this cut I played tee ball and drank Shasta.