"Your bra? Is it over there? No? Uh... I don't know, then. I know I didn't take it. Even if I did, I wouldn't know where I could sell such a thing. Or should I just keep it in a locked drawer, and pull it out every now and then to smell it? Wait. Uh... Shit. Just sit here naked for a minute and Ms Leibovitz will be with you soon."
"Da. Da. Is funny you ask, I just say to my comrade yesterday, I say, 'Before Glasnost, I cut the hair of President. I cut the hair of great Party men of Moscow.' But it was lifetime ago. Now I make the pop star look like refugee child. Starved refugee child. Also, horny. Horny, starved refugee child. Who has none of the clothes. Da. Da, life is funny this way."
"Uh, sure! Listen, can you shut up for a minute? I'm trying to light your ribcage... Ah, fuck. Something's off. Yeah, no, you look awesome! It's something with the equipment. I'll Photoshop it, and we'll get it to look right. I'll make sure you can see your 15-year-old ribcage poking out of your naked back. Don't worry! You look so hot! This is going to be the best masturbation fodder for middle schoolers I've ever shot! Thanks, Miley! The issue will be out in a week!