Best Thread - Bob Powers, "Dennis Property"
there was a 3rd property brother! His name was Dennis. They leave a little part of his body in the walls of every house they rehab.— Bob Powers (@bobpowers1) July 14, 2016
End the lie campaign. THERE WERE THREE PROPERTY BROTHERS!!! #WhatHappenedToDennisProperty— Bob Powers (@bobpowers1) July 14, 2016
Dennis Property knew too much. #WhatHappenedToDennisProperty— Bob Powers (@bobpowers1) July 14, 2016
There was a quadruplet real estate fam hogging the spotlight. One night the Property Brothers wiped them out. #WhatHappenedToDennisProperty— Bob Powers (@bobpowers1) July 14, 2016
Shotguns and fire. All 4 quadruplets dead. Dennis Property couldn't stomach what his triplet bros had done. #WhatHappenedToDennisProperty— Bob Powers (@bobpowers1) July 14, 2016
He wanted to come clean. His brothers wanted to make millions. One fewer triplet meant a smaller split. #WhatHappenedToDennisProperty— Bob Powers (@bobpowers1) July 14, 2016
"WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP HOMEOWNERS!" Dennis Property shouted as his two identical brothers raised their guns #WhatHappenedToDennisProperty— Bob Powers (@bobpowers1) July 14, 2016
Killed him. Kept his flesh. They saw off a sliver and seal it into every house on...HGTV's Property Brothers. #WhatHappenedToDennisProperty— Bob Powers (@bobpowers1) July 14, 2016
The entire series is a tomb. A monument to a sibling. A muted confession to a murder. Uterrly macabre. #WhatHappenedToDennisProperty— Bob Powers (@bobpowers1) July 14, 2016
Most Disappointing Response to a Poll - Me, "Shania Twain Poll"
Is Shania Twain's "That Don't Impress Me Much" about a man's ability to give her sexual pleasure?— Chester Reboulet (@chiliboots) July 11, 2016
Finest Election-related Tweet - Gabe Delahaye - "Response to Access Hollywood Trump Video"
Imagine being 59 years old, famous, married, a father, worth a billion dollars, and so so so desperate to impress Billy Bush.— Gabe Delahaye (@gabedelahaye) October 8, 2016
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