Dueling Michaels

Reading this tour update has made me very excited for the Lawrence stop. If I was able to pee my pants, I would:

I question Showalter’s assertion that “sea legs” is a lumberjacking term. I actually think it’s a seafaring term, referring to the fact that on long sea voyages, sailors often used to eat their own legs to fight scurvy.


ps - I pee out of my big toes.