Here's the final word on Atlantic City. Here's all you need to know:
I brought a camera, but didn't take any pictures.
Not because I was lazy, but because it was ugly.
I've fashioned a slogan for it, along the lines of "Las Vegas: What happens here, stays here."
"Atlantic City: What happens here will both anger and disturb you."
On the plus side, there was a LARGE selection of porn to browse at the Trump -- some 60 titles were available for its guests. I wrote down several of the titles, and will classify and rank them below. It should be noted that I did not watch any of these films. I just like to see what's out there. I do it whenever I'm in such a hotel.
Slutty Older Women
Just Filthy Sex
Older Women and Young Guys
Super Compilation [The "Boner Jams '03" of the group?]
LESS HORRIBLE TITLES
I Laid the Nanny
More Sex with my Sister's Hot Friends
I Laid your Hot Mom
Screwing my Buddy's Mom
You Can Screw my Husband
DECENT TO GOOD TITLES
Where the Boys Aren't #17
Forbidden Coeds / Young Butt [Double feature!]
Bi Bi American Pie