What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
If talent is not an issue, I would most like to write for Conan or Letterman. I wouldn't mind interviewing the guests, too, but the monologue and the rest of it doesn't appeal to me as much.
What profession would you not like to do?
Any job in a nursing home, especially if it has an Alzheimer's unit.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Nothing. I just want Him to shrug His shoulders.