Oh, also, at the bar on Friday night, there were some amazing pick up attempts made my Italian guys to various girls in our group. Here they are, use them well...
Number 1: (really politely taps Nora on the shoulder) "Excuse me....will you fuck me?"
Number 2 and my personal favorite: "Lets get naked and see if my balls are bigger than your boobs"
Number 3: After Meg drops a battery and creepy guy picks it up "Your battery is in my pants, come look for it, now I am supercharged"