Saturday, August 11, 2007

The Other Archives - Italian Heat

I found this in an email Corinne sent while she was "studying" abroad:
Oh, also, at the bar on Friday night, there were some amazing pick up attempts made my Italian guys to various girls in our group. Here they are, use them well...

Number 1: (really politely taps Nora on the shoulder) "Excuse me....will you fuck me?"

Number 2 and my personal favorite: "Lets get naked and see if my balls are bigger than your boobs"

Number 3: After Meg drops a battery and creepy guy picks it up "Your battery is in my pants, come look for it, now I am supercharged"

1 comment:

Lindsey said...

Man, I must have really been studying when these comments took place, as I don't remember them at all.