Radosh.net hosts a weekly contest: readers submit the worst possible entries for the New Yorker caption contest. The anti-caption:
So, given this cartoon...
...the real, New Yorker winning caption was "I always figured Hell would be less ironic."
...and the Radosh.net winning anti-caption was "Man, fuck Ostrich-Heaven! That's all I'm gonna say."
...and a runner-up for anti-caption was "You know, I'm beginning to think, the halos and clouds and so forth notwithstanding, that this isn't actually Heaven, but is in fact Hell. For one thing, the boredom here is so oppressive that it feels like we're being punished, not rewarded. For another, I was a rapist."