I had to search the archives to make sure I hadn't told you this before. Sure enough, I only have one solid bologna-related story in the written past.
I've mostly converted to peanut butter and jelly for a packed lunch, but every one or two years I crave bologna. I've come to enjoy them as such: soft wheat bread (not the better-for-you fiber-filled stuff), a small amount of Miracle Whip, one or two slices of light bologna (which seems to be healthier than turkey bologna). American cheese optional. Then, insert a white corn tortilla chip into the sandwich prior to taking the corresponding bite. Salty! Crunchy! Bologna!
In other sandwich news, the 'Book indicates Jack Serpentine ate this today.