Catching up on text messages in the past few weeks:
April 13, 8:36 p.m.
MATT: Do you like being married or is it pretty gay?
ME: It's fun in kind of a gay way
March 31, 7:59 p.m.
ME: How bad is the rioting after the Shockers NIT Championship?
PAT: The worst in Wichita history. I'll be right in front throwing cinder blocks at cars and lighting trash cans on fire. We know how to celebrate a big win.
ME: Burn down a Spangles for me.
PAT: I'd burn a Spangles even if they didn't win.