corinne: but John Muir is SO COOL
corinne: yah, yah
but, oh, the anecdotes!
he walked from madison, wi to california!
he climbed trees in thunderstorms so he could experience what the tree experiences in a storm
tornadoslide: he fucked a horse. GUARANTEED.
corinne: ted makes those jokes all the time!
ted also pretended to be the ghost of john muir when we were hiking in the muir woods
he pretended that Teddy Roosevelt had killed him
and I needed to avenge his death