Ted Talk

corinne: but John Muir is SO COOL

 

tornadoslide: "John Muir liked the out of doors. The End."

 

corinne: yah, yah

but, oh, the anecdotes!

he walked from madison, wi to california!

he climbed trees in thunderstorms so he could experience what the tree experiences in a storm

 

tornadoslide: he fucked a horse. GUARANTEED.

 

corinne: ted makes those jokes all the time!

ted also pretended to be the ghost of john muir when we were hiking in the muir woods

he pretended that Teddy Roosevelt had killed him

and I needed to avenge his death

 

tornadoslide: haha