Yoshimi Battles The Magnet School Graduates

My high school graduation: the bishop gave the speech, and I, the class president, was denied a chance to speak. We were on a tight schedule, I was told.

So imagine how much better my life would have been if Wayne from The Flaming Lips spoke at my commencement:



(part one also available - it's mostly stale background, but he does tell his alma mater, "I am not technically a high school graduate, even myself. I'm neither ashamed nor proud ... It is well documented that I worked at Long John Silver's and sold pot out of my apartment...")

(found via Stereogum.com)