[NOTE: Well, no one commented on the incredibly rich subject matter in the previous post, so either no one else laughs at abused cats and dogs, or no one reads this anymore. And does anyone not named Nick keep an eye on my shared items? Should I just abandon that thing? Moving on...]
I went to see Pineapple Express last night. I give it a B. Kim gives it a B+. It was funny, but nowhere near as funny as my experience earlier in the evening at the theater box office.
This middle-aged guy walked up to the ticket lady and said, "I need three for Swing Vote."
"Three adults?" she asked.
"Yes," the man replied.
Get it? Do you get the joke? Three adults paid to see Swing Vote! They dropped, like, $30 bucks for that! Oh SHIT that's funny!