Hyphen
PROS: Urban. Progressive.
CONS: Other kids would call her "Hymen".
Em Dash
PROS: "Em" is like "Emma", which is currently popular.
CONS: Other kids would call her "Mrs. Dash", if that condiment still exists, and if kids are exposed to those advertisements.
En Dash
PROS: None.
CONS: Everything. The very concept is absurd.
Apostrophe
PROS: Sexy. Sounds European, or possibly African. (Senegal, probably.)
CONS: Long. Sounds like "A Pa's Trophy".
Ampersand
PROS: Classic.
CONS: It's a boy's name.
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Are you trying to name my baby? I told you I've got it under control...
I'm helping.
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