Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Name That Goon

Another day, another hospital. I was working super hard and fast, so I didn't always get a chance to check how weird the baby names were, but I did see a "Ryun" in the mix. Putting that "u" in Ryan gives that name diarrhea. Ryun is an infected name, and it's completely gross. GET IT TOGETHER, PARENTS.


Floyd said...

Are you saying that "Ryun" with a "u" has diarrhea because former Congressman and Olympic athlete Jim Ryun had "the runs"? See what I did there?

dn said...

I see what you did. And I hate it. How dare you. I went out of my way to avoid a reference to former Wichita track standout Jim Ryun, and you've sullied those efforts.