Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Name That Goon

Another day, another hospital. I was working super hard and fast, so I didn't always get a chance to check how weird the baby names were, but I did see a "Ryun" in the mix. Putting that "u" in Ryan gives that name diarrhea. Ryun is an infected name, and it's completely gross. GET IT TOGETHER, PARENTS.

2 comments:

Floyd said...

Are you saying that "Ryun" with a "u" has diarrhea because former Congressman and Olympic athlete Jim Ryun had "the runs"? See what I did there?

dn said...

I see what you did. And I hate it. How dare you. I went out of my way to avoid a reference to former Wichita track standout Jim Ryun, and you've sullied those efforts.