I'm sick. I spent Monday and Tuesday underneath a blanket, watching:
Many, many commercials the FDA forced the makers of Yaz-brand birth control to broadcast.
Many commercials for the upside-down tomato plant thingamajig, which I refuse to mock, because I do love a fresh tomato.
An episode of Hogan's Heroes where the POWs foiled yet another Nazi plan for dominance.
The new Onion video
Pentagon Reports Army Mascot 'Liberty' Killed in Iraq
Every episode of Party Down available via Netflix's instant streaming. Recommended. I mean, I recommend Hogan's Heroes, too, and the episode of Bonanza I just sat through was fine, but you'd probably be more interested in Party Down.