"Hey this is alicia. And my new .#"
"Hey baby what is goin on tonite?"
"It's alicia. Baby I want you so bad."
"I think that is great. However, you have the wrong number."
"Isnt this eldin?"
"Sorry, no. Good luck with everything."
I was very tempted to keep this communication moving forward -- maybe see what the teens find so appealing about this "sexting" thing -- but I didn't. I felt guilty depriving Alicia of her much-wanted booty call. And my girlfriend wasn't really pumped about the idea of sexting a stranger with a Connecticut area code.
Careful backing up those address books, people.