Sunday, February 26, 2012

Urinal Tales

When I stand before the urinal, I’ll hear a loud sniff directly behind me. I’ll be startled and disgusted for a second until I realize it’s the motion-activated mechanical air freshener bolted to the wall. One of these days, some allergy-suffering assassin is going to get the drop on me because I was lulled into a false sense of security.

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