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I'm a card-carrying, certified CPR guy. (No big deal.) Anywho, should I not be around when needed, you should know that mouth-to-mouth is less important than chest compressions. It's all in the latest CPR guidelines. 2 breaths per 30 chest compressions. Sure, it will save more lives, but what of the whacky teenage coming-of-age comedies? How will a zany, ugly teen scam a prolonged kiss from the lady lifeguard?
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If you want to know the story behind this photo, you can read all about the Dream Love Chair at its English-language website. Think "Craftmatic Adjustable Bed", but sexier. Note the site points out the chair's usefulness for the overweight and the physically challenged -- not to mention the corpse of Buddy Holly!Or, if you're feeling daring, you can watch some Japs get it on in the instructional video. [Don't even think about opening the video at work. Found via Gizmodo]
Note the lack of technique on the part of the male - you can't just put your hand there, dude! You've got to move it around! Squeeze! Release! Caress!
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Just imagine Susan's (Elizabeth Perkins) wonder when Josh (Tom Hanks) showed her that chair when he brought her up to his apartment in "Big".
Or a possible scene rewrite: Even wierder, would have been Hanks trying to explain why he had two Japanese servants in a sex chair.
I'm so bothered by that Love Chair. It looks like a dentist chair. Oh and the link is not working. I'm hard up for porn and that just ruined my night.
Heather
Market research says the kids think rock and roll is neato...
Actually, I think they should go back to mashing musicians together who have no business being in the same room together, along the lines of Aerosmith/'N Sync and Elton John/Eminem...and now, for your halftime entertainment, Celine Dion, Linkin Park, Kenney Chesney, Yo Yo Ma, Flava Flav, Dolly Parton, Beyonce, Charles Manson, Ravi Shankar, Herbie Hancock and the kid from Deliverance bring you Detroit Rock City!!!
[-jeff.]
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