Good Way To Spend A Friday

If you're like me, you spent Tuesday night dreaming about the death of Fiona Apple, and Wednesday night struggling through a boring dream featuring Project Runway's Santino. Take a break. Try reading IMDB quotes from Arrested Development

Michael: Gob, I'm going to need you to sneak Mom out of rehab.
Gob: Gee, I didn't think the woman I'd be checking out at Spring Break would be Mom.
Buster: She's better than the whores you date.
Gob: Don't call my escorts whores.
Buster: Mom's still got it!
Gob: I don't date whores!
Lindsay Funke: Stop it, both of you! This objectification of women has got to stop!
Michael: It's just Mom and whores.

and Stella

Michael: Oh, God, this rat race is killing me. I'm so exhausted.
David: I know. I can barely keep my eyes open.
Michael: I can barely keep my pee hole open.
Michael: My urethra shut down at 4 o'clock today. That's how tired I am.