You know how Terminator taught us that the military will design artificial intelligence that will eventually become self-aware and kill us all?
Well, it seems they're starting with the vibrators. They're now programmable and iPod compatible.
Hide your daughters. Before Skynet finds them.
9 comments:
seriously...June 29th, find an American carier of the ibuzz to help me celebrate my 22nd year of life
No. I won't buy anyone a vibrator that is more technologically advanced than I am.
That's no fun. And you're wrong. It's not more technologically advanced than you. You could program it, you could choose the music, and you could watch, but only you can penetrate. (IT is "non-penetrating.") Lovely. So, now that that's settled, my birthday is March 14th. Please please please???
I agree with 'anonymous'... seriously, June 29th. And it's not like YOU'RE going to 'do anything' for me on my birthday, because that would be awkward. So suck it up and make the purchase
Looks like I can penetrate one out of two. Not bad.
Seriously, though - the non-iBuzz is non-penetrating, but the iBuzz is a penetrator. If I buy the iBuzz, I'm buying an object for you (or another) to penetrate yourself with. After you plug it into your digital audio player.
And even if I could get past that part of it, $60 seems a little steep, considering last year I bought you a shot. That's, like, a $55 increase. Have we become 550% better friends over the past year?
Who are these anonymous posters? I must know who I'm going to be sticking an Ibuzz into on the 14th and the 29th.
I would say we've become 475% closer...so damn, not quite. So nevermind, I'll do without...or perhaps I'll get a better friend to purchase it for me (like Mr. Chris Raine)
Floyd, one of them has the same b-day as me, and only one of our hometown acquaintances that I know of has this honor.
Bobby - that reminds me. I'll DEFININTELY be getting you an iBuzz for YOUR birthday.
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