This is a list of all the movies and TV shows I watched courtesy of Netflix, that soothing opiate of the people that massages our eyes as we waste our lives.
This list (in reverse chronological order, excluding films that were released in 2009) contains a few sentences regarding each program. As you can imagine, it took a bit of time to compile. If you could let me know if this kind of thing is useful or appreciated, it will help me guide Tornado Slide into the future.
Robocop
I thought I had seen Robocop. After all, Grandpa bought us grandkids the sucktastic NES video game. Look at this dumb game! You punch motorcycles and shoot dogs!
Either I was too young to remember this masterpiece of cinema, or I blocked its greatness from my mind. This movie is great! It's like Idiocracy/WALL-E crossed with Roadhouse crossed with Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room. If it wasn't full of curse words and gratuitous breast shots, it would be on cable every weekend, and every weekend would be a party. This is not sarcasm: rent Robocop!
Sexy Beast
Please do not watch this modern London gangster movie. Check out a couple clips of Ben Kingsley acting up a storm and call it a day.
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
I wanted to remember how far we've come from the original Star Trek films to the 2009 reboot. How far? Well, for one, we don't put Kirstie Alley in them anymore. The special effects are much improved, of course. The spaceship battles are no longer boring. I could go on. But Khan is okay.
Notorious
Hitchcock movie where Cary Grant and Ingrid Bergman spy on Nazis living in South America. After the first 20 minutes or so I thought I was in trouble, but the movie improved significantly as it went forward. Very good stuff. For the Minority Report superfans out there, watch for the scene that inspired the framing of the Tom Cruise/precog embrace.
Saboteur
A watchable Hitchcock movie about a wrongly-accused man trying to clear his name. There is too much overt war-era patriotism, and many characters help the accused for no good reason.
The Taking of Pelham One Two Three
I read the plot synopsis of the remake, and I'm so glad I watched the original 1970s film instead. The best thing about the original is the swinging '70s action movie music, Walter Matthau, and lack of John Travolta.
The Mighty Boosh: Season 1
Like, uh, a British "Flight of the Conchords"? Set in a zoo? About 15 minutes in, you'll know if you like it or not. I don't.
Sunshine Cleaning
Amy Adams and Emily Blunt clean crime scenes. A neat idea and a good cast, but it's forgettable.
Charley Varrick
I watched this because of a Patton Oswalt recommendation: "The first one that came together was the Walter Matthau double feature [The Taking Of Pelham One Two Three and Charley Varrick]. Those are two of the best action/suspense movies of the '70s, and the fact that Walter Matthau is the John McClane character—I mean, that's how great movies were in the '70s: Walter Matthau was your badass action hero. Who's gonna save the world? Oh, Matthau. The guy who's hungover and kind of slouching in a really cheap suit and eating a hot dog. That guy. I love it." Walter Matthau is this small-time bankrobber, but by the end of the movie he's basically James Bond. The best part, though, is a scene where the bad guy repossesses a guy's car, punches the guy, and the camera pans over to the guy's son watching through the living room window, silently crying. The movie never revisits the guy or his son. I'm beginning to think there was a lot of cocaine abuse in Hollywood in the 1970s.
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
A classic I'd never seen. I love the over-the-top Capra patriotism, even if it's hokey and unbelievable. Am I really to believe that some political machine thugs could turn a fire hose on a group of boy scouts -- in the middle of town in the middle of the day -- and there would be no fallout? The town is just like, "Boys will be boys hosing down boys! La la la! There is probably no reason to look into this!"
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Humphrey Bogart and some dudes decide to mine some gold, so they do, but problems arise. Featuring the worst beard ever captured on film (Bogart's). Okay, but probably not worth the running time.
Role Models
This is obviously great. I saw it in theaters and wanted a refresher.
Midnight Run
Robert DeNiro tracks down Charles Grodin. An excellent movie to explain why the hell Charles Grodin keeps popping up to be interviewed on Letterman. Really funny, actually, for an '80s action comedy.
The Man Who Would Be King
Michael Caine and Sean Connery take over India or somewhere. Kinda fun. Why don't they show movies like this on cable now and then, instead of "National Treasure" over and over again?
Eastbound and Down: Season 1
Danny McBride is funny, duh, as Kenny Powers. I also like Andy Daly as the high school principal. I recommend listening to this podcast interview of Daly, which features some of his comedy CD bits. If you purchase "Sing-a-long with Skip McCabe", you won't regret it.
The Larry Sanders Show: Season 1: Disc 1
The '90s were a strange time. I might get the best-of DVDs of this show, but I certainly don't need to watch every season.
In a Lonely Place
Humphrey Bogart is a writer who has to convince his lady that he didn't murder another lady. Kind of dumb, and there aren't any characters to root for. I'm all like, "Maybe you didn't kill that lady, but you should kill this lady! And yourself!"
Tell No One
A French mystery thriller about a man who receives an email from his murdered wife. Good if you like that genre and subtitles.
Spaced: The Complete Series
Matt implored me to watch this for well over a year now, but the proper DVDs weren't released until 2009. Matt was correct, it is really, really, really funny! And like many BBC TV shows, it's only a couple of seasons long, so you can finish it in a lazy weekend.
Tom Petty: Runnin' Down a Dream
Four hours or so of Petty-related interviews and concert footage and whatnot. Recommended if you like: Tom Petty or The Heartbreakers. Or Mudcrutch.
American Dream
An Oscar-winning documentary I watched at Tom Arnold's suggestion via the Adam Carolla podcast. Weird, huh? Anyway, there was a big strike at a Hormel plant in Minnesota that lasted a really long time. The business was predictably heavy-handed and the worker's union was insanely incompetent, and after 10 months, over 700 people lost their jobs! Watching this will make your stomach hurt, and if you then start to think about all the production jobs that used to belong to working-class families that are now fought over by desperate people, your brain will also hurt.
Party Down: Season 1
A very funny TV show that airs on Starz for some reason. Catering company hijinks. Highly recommended.
Paper Moon
The Depression! Kansas! Con men! This is the best movie I watched all year, which I previously urged you to rent. Try to forget the Ryan O'Neal / Farrah Fawcett situation and enjoy.
The Searchers
John Wayne hates Indians, or "Comanch" as he calls them, because they took his beloved niece during a raid. Not enough killing in this Western, and the comedy tacked on is INSANE. You tacked on a "funny" marriage subplot to this film about a girl being kidnapped by Indians! She was forced to live among them for years and years! Sometimes I think Hollywood is out of touch.
Doubt
This movie is so full of doubt! I have no doubt it is an amazing play, but the film is not great.
Ricky Gervais: Out of England
Ricky comes with high expectations, and this was only okay.
Dana Gould: Let Me Put my Thoughts in You
My favorite joke from this stand-up. "My whole approach to marriage is simple: my wife will do something that drives me insane, I won't say anything, and then, later, I'll die of cancer."
Raging Bull
I have Netflix so I can watch movies like "Raging Bull", which I'd never seen, but is acclaimed as one of the all-time greats. I didn't love it. I suppose anyone from my generation and beyond won't ever appreciate boxing movies, and I suppose that's why no one went to see "Cinderella Man".
The Verdict
Paul Newman is an alcoholic lawyer. For a David Mamet script, it was pretty low-key, but it's nice to see a courtroom drama that is somewhat believable instead of "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH"-type malarkey.
WALL-E
People have said it's got the same plot as "Idiocracy", and they're correct. I spent the whole time thinking about SkyNet reaching self-awareness and saying, "Man, he really wants to fuck that lady robot!"
Rachel Getting Married
Well acted. Solid. But if I ever go to a multicultural wedding like this, I'll have to get insanely drunk to withstand it.
Let the Right One In
This Swedish vampire movie will get an American remake, which could be bad. The original's slow character development and cinematography are its strong points (the climatic swimming pool scene is amazing), and I assume the American version will be sped up.
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
A pretty pleasant little comedy. Its brevity works in its favor.
Bringing Up Baby
Professor Cary Grant is pursued by Manic Pixie Dream Girl Katharine Hepburn. Zany in a really, really good way (not like a Cannonball Run way). Highly recommended
Adam's Rib
Katharine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy are married, and they go up against each other in court. It's supposed to be a comedy, but the jokes about spousal abuse and infidelity must have been funnier back in the black-and-white era. Now they're really confusing.
The Wackness
New York kid likes early 90's hip hop and selling pot to his therapist, Ben Kingsley. One of those movies that you like, but can't recommend, because some people will hate it.
The Visitor
Richard Jenkins gets involved with illegal immigrants. I watched it because of his Best Actor nomination. He is good, the movie is not good enough.
The Promotion
Two normal guys compete for the same supermarket job. John C Reilly continues to be The Best. I've already mentioned my love for it, comparing it to "Election".
Ace in the Hole
1950's journalist Kirk Douglas instigates a media circus. Okay, but a little heavy-handed and preachy.
The Asphalt Jungle
1950's heist movie. Recommended if you like either of those adjectives, but don't expect it to blow you away.
Ghost Town
Ricky Gervais is an asshole dentist. It made me laugh many times. It's better than "Ghost", which I re-watched in '09, and "Ghost Dad", which I've never seen but I confidently assume it sucks.
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Mega Beers And Mega Cheers
Jack Serpentine, Circle V, and I grabbed some mega beers in small town Kansas last night.
Four dollars per mega beer and all the second-hand smoke you can inhale. That's what small town living is all about.
Here's what Christmas (Eve) is all about -- my brother and I receiving some toys from the attic as part of our gifts. (Not "Toys in the Attic", which would have ruined Christmas.) I grabbed a few old favorites and hit record:
That was completely improvised, so please spare me your corrections. I KNOW Dagobah is a planet, not a moon. EMOTIONS WERE CLOUDING MY BRAIN FUNCTION.
Fun fact: that Dinobot Transformer was purchased at a garage sale. Your loss is my awesome gain, stupid west Wichita kid who is now a depressed adult somewhere!
Four dollars per mega beer and all the second-hand smoke you can inhale. That's what small town living is all about.
Here's what Christmas (Eve) is all about -- my brother and I receiving some toys from the attic as part of our gifts. (Not "Toys in the Attic", which would have ruined Christmas.) I grabbed a few old favorites and hit record:
Christmas on Dagobah from chester reboulet on Vimeo.
That was completely improvised, so please spare me your corrections. I KNOW Dagobah is a planet, not a moon. EMOTIONS WERE CLOUDING MY BRAIN FUNCTION.
Fun fact: that Dinobot Transformer was purchased at a garage sale. Your loss is my awesome gain, stupid west Wichita kid who is now a depressed adult somewhere!
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Potpourri Times Three
Hi.
Please note you can now stream most of the songs in my previous post.
Tonight we ate at a new restaurant downtown. An old couple sat at the table to our right. I heard the woman say, "I fear Mary is going to make a ham."
Driving home yesterday, I saw a minivan with a personalized license plate: SCATCAT. Again, that was yesterday, Friday, December 18, 2009, AD, anno domini, when I sighted an auto accessory that costs a significant amount of money, yet touts a cartoon MC last seen in 1991 Paul Abdul video.
(Yes, I am aware that his name was really spelled MC Skat Kat. But is the driver aware?)
Earlier this week I got this message:
Please note you can now stream most of the songs in my previous post.
Tonight we ate at a new restaurant downtown. An old couple sat at the table to our right. I heard the woman say, "I fear Mary is going to make a ham."
Driving home yesterday, I saw a minivan with a personalized license plate: SCATCAT. Again, that was yesterday, Friday, December 18, 2009, AD, anno domini, when I sighted an auto accessory that costs a significant amount of money, yet touts a cartoon MC last seen in 1991 Paul Abdul video.
(Yes, I am aware that his name was really spelled MC Skat Kat. But is the driver aware?)
Earlier this week I got this message:
Hi, [redacted], it's [redacted], calling from [redacted]. I think I promised to send this to you before, but I have a completed form that has some updates on a report you sent us about a month ago, and it's from [redacted], so I'd like to send you that case with the updates we've received, and I didn't know if you'd like to me to fax that or if you'd like me to send it to an email account. Could you just let me know what you'd like and I'll get that to you? My number is [redacted], and if you don't get a live voice, if you wouldn't mind leaving your preferred method of sending this and the email address or the fax number to which you'd like us to fax if you choose to fax. Thanks, bye.Hey, thanks, but I already know how voicemail works.
Monday, December 14, 2009
2009 Soundtrack
[NOTE: Readers expecting or desiring a copy should say so by leaving a comment below.]
This year-end CD used to be bound by many rules, but I abandoned those last year so I could focus on LIVING MY LIFE. And live I did! And while I lived, I listened to a lot of music! According to my "2009 downloads" folder, I've kept over 300 new-to-me songs. Here are 23 of my favorites (not exceeding the storage limit of an 80-minute CD), sequenced in an order scientifically proven most pleasing to your ears.
1 - M Ward - Helicopter
I've been trying to take a different approach to finding new music. I can't stream music while at work, where I do the majority of my listening, so I have to download files at home, then bring them to the cubicle for evaluation. As you could imagine, because imagining things is easy, this method results in a lot of so-so songs from up-and-coming artists. Instead of trying to keep up with what's new, I've tried to pick out a few established artists I've previously ignored, and explore their discography. I expanded my M Ward knowledge in 2009, so much so that I spend much of my time wishing I was M Ward. I associate this song with New York City, for no good reason besides the "climbing up a fire escape" lyric. New Yorkers: embrace your new soundtrack for no good reason!
2 - The Magnetic Fields - Born on a Train
Something about deep-toned vocalists turns me off, so I haven't found many Magnetic Fields songs I like. I love this one. I listened to this more than any other song this year. Every bit of instrumentation is perfect.
3, 4 - An Horse - Camp Out
Gav suggested this song and band. We went to see them play a sparsely-attended Tuesday night show, and got to say hi to Kate and ask her about the Hole catalog. More on that in a later post. I love the Australian pronunciation of "last year" in the second verse.
5 - Credence Clearwater Revival - Have You Ever Seen the Rain?
This has always been my favorite CCR song. This is a remastered version. If you like CCR, I highly recommend you seek out the remastered songs. Listen to the bass on this motherfucker! It's like an old AM radio transformed into a pleasure robot!
6 - Franz Ferdinand - Ulysses
I don't know what to say about this one. Listen to the bass on THIS motherfucker?!
7 - Echo & The Bunnymen - Lips Like Sugar
If you aren't listening to this through good headphones or a loud stereo, you might think it sucks. The chorus maybe sucks, but it's kind of fun. The pre-chorus -- is that what you call that -- is much better. And the verses are pretty dope. And the music. Maybe I should have just said, "I like this song."
8 - Samantha Crain & The Midnight Shivers - Long Division
This is the second Gav recommendation on the list. If a song features both a female singer and horns, it increases my likelihood of loving it by 40%.
9 - Peter Bjorn & John - Nothing to Worry About
I first heard this via Fluxblog. I heard it at the Red Lyon as Kim and I chatted with Cara and Sina -- I also drank the Guinness Anniversary Stout that night, which was a huge mistake. I heard it every Thursday I watched "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", when FX used it in the background of their Sunny promos. So good.
10 - R.E.M. - Radio Free Europe
Here's another remastered classic. R.E.M. is very hit-or-miss for me, but this is a direct hit. You sunk my battleship, Michael Stipe! With a torpedo you fired, like, 20 years ago! Also, this was the year we learned that you are apparently a huge ass.
11 - Thao with The Get Down Stay Down - Goodbye Good Luck
Since "Bag of Hammers" made a couple friends' mix CDs, I'd assumed Thao was a male singing in falsetto. I felt like a rube until mentioning this to my carpool partner last week. "This is a woman?" she said. Yeah, so she's not a great singer, but I dig her groove. I love the feedback and alliteration in this song.
12 - Cursive - From the Hips
I associate this with a pre-scandal David Letterman overpronouncing the album title, "Mama, I'm Swollen".
13 - Death Cab for Cutie - Little Bribes
I liked this year's EP more than last year's album. The imagery in these lyrics is what I expect and demand from Mr. Gibbard.
14 - The Beatles - Good Morning Good Morning (Anthology version)
I had an irregular exposure to The Beatles, and heard most of their songs via the Anthology trilogy before I heard the proper album versions. I still prefer this stripped-down version to the real deal, because I like to Ringo the shit out of my steering wheel while this plays. If all goes as planned, I'll be waist-deep in remastered Beatles goodness in 2010.
15 - Wilco (featuring Feist) - You and I
Has anyone ever regretted adding Feist to their music? She's the bacon of vocals.
16 - David Bowie - Cat People (Putting Out Fire)
"Inglorious Basterds" made this a good song.
17 - The Raveonettes - Last Dance
Certainly the finest Danish song I heard all year. This is The Raveonette's first appearance on a mix of mine since 2003. Welcome back, Danes!
18 - Cat Stevens - Miles from Nowhere
I liked the use of this song in "The Brothers Bloom", which you should rent. You might think, "Adrien Brody? Gross!", but don't! It's a good flick. I also recommend "Brick", by the same director.
19 - The Bird and the Bee - Love Letter to Japan
Inara George used to be two degrees of separation, so I try to see what she's up to now and then, when I happen to be up late on a Tuesday watching Jimmy Kimmel. Alipete would agree: if you watch Inara and her backup band's head and hand motions, the value of this song doubles. Oops! Disney decided to take that video down. You can watch an inferior performance if you like.
20 - Phoenix - 1901
Most of us hadn't heard of them until they played SNL, and most of us liked them immediately afterward. No matter how many times you hear this in a Cadillac commercial, it's still great.
21 - Jenny Owen Youngs - Led to the Sea
The third and final Gav suggestion, which came several months prior to Alipete's recommendation. I liked it immediately, then hated it for a while after an unfortunate night when it repeated in my head as I tossed and turned, then liked it again.
22 - Golden Silvers - Please Venus
I suspect if I took the time to listen to the words in this song, I would find they are terrible. Still, it's got enough accents and backup vocal bop-bop dit-dits to keep me humming (not literally). Also, very nice work on the band name.
23 - M Ward - Requiem
Get it? "Requiem" is last on the list? Do you get it? How great would it be for someone to sing this song at your funeral? And really mean it? How great would it be to be M Ward? That guy is the coolest.
This year-end CD used to be bound by many rules, but I abandoned those last year so I could focus on LIVING MY LIFE. And live I did! And while I lived, I listened to a lot of music! According to my "2009 downloads" folder, I've kept over 300 new-to-me songs. Here are 23 of my favorites (not exceeding the storage limit of an 80-minute CD), sequenced in an order scientifically proven most pleasing to your ears.
1 - M Ward - Helicopter
I've been trying to take a different approach to finding new music. I can't stream music while at work, where I do the majority of my listening, so I have to download files at home, then bring them to the cubicle for evaluation. As you could imagine, because imagining things is easy, this method results in a lot of so-so songs from up-and-coming artists. Instead of trying to keep up with what's new, I've tried to pick out a few established artists I've previously ignored, and explore their discography. I expanded my M Ward knowledge in 2009, so much so that I spend much of my time wishing I was M Ward. I associate this song with New York City, for no good reason besides the "climbing up a fire escape" lyric. New Yorkers: embrace your new soundtrack for no good reason!
2 - The Magnetic Fields - Born on a Train
Something about deep-toned vocalists turns me off, so I haven't found many Magnetic Fields songs I like. I love this one. I listened to this more than any other song this year. Every bit of instrumentation is perfect.
3, 4 - An Horse - Camp Out
Gav suggested this song and band. We went to see them play a sparsely-attended Tuesday night show, and got to say hi to Kate and ask her about the Hole catalog. More on that in a later post. I love the Australian pronunciation of "last year" in the second verse.
5 - Credence Clearwater Revival - Have You Ever Seen the Rain?
This has always been my favorite CCR song. This is a remastered version. If you like CCR, I highly recommend you seek out the remastered songs. Listen to the bass on this motherfucker! It's like an old AM radio transformed into a pleasure robot!
6 - Franz Ferdinand - Ulysses
I don't know what to say about this one. Listen to the bass on THIS motherfucker?!
7 - Echo & The Bunnymen - Lips Like Sugar
If you aren't listening to this through good headphones or a loud stereo, you might think it sucks. The chorus maybe sucks, but it's kind of fun. The pre-chorus -- is that what you call that -- is much better. And the verses are pretty dope. And the music. Maybe I should have just said, "I like this song."
8 - Samantha Crain & The Midnight Shivers - Long Division
This is the second Gav recommendation on the list. If a song features both a female singer and horns, it increases my likelihood of loving it by 40%.
9 - Peter Bjorn & John - Nothing to Worry About
I first heard this via Fluxblog. I heard it at the Red Lyon as Kim and I chatted with Cara and Sina -- I also drank the Guinness Anniversary Stout that night, which was a huge mistake. I heard it every Thursday I watched "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", when FX used it in the background of their Sunny promos. So good.
10 - R.E.M. - Radio Free Europe
Here's another remastered classic. R.E.M. is very hit-or-miss for me, but this is a direct hit. You sunk my battleship, Michael Stipe! With a torpedo you fired, like, 20 years ago! Also, this was the year we learned that you are apparently a huge ass.
11 - Thao with The Get Down Stay Down - Goodbye Good Luck
Since "Bag of Hammers" made a couple friends' mix CDs, I'd assumed Thao was a male singing in falsetto. I felt like a rube until mentioning this to my carpool partner last week. "This is a woman?" she said. Yeah, so she's not a great singer, but I dig her groove. I love the feedback and alliteration in this song.
12 - Cursive - From the Hips
I associate this with a pre-scandal David Letterman overpronouncing the album title, "Mama, I'm Swollen".
13 - Death Cab for Cutie - Little Bribes
I liked this year's EP more than last year's album. The imagery in these lyrics is what I expect and demand from Mr. Gibbard.
14 - The Beatles - Good Morning Good Morning (Anthology version)
I had an irregular exposure to The Beatles, and heard most of their songs via the Anthology trilogy before I heard the proper album versions. I still prefer this stripped-down version to the real deal, because I like to Ringo the shit out of my steering wheel while this plays. If all goes as planned, I'll be waist-deep in remastered Beatles goodness in 2010.
15 - Wilco (featuring Feist) - You and I
Has anyone ever regretted adding Feist to their music? She's the bacon of vocals.
16 - David Bowie - Cat People (Putting Out Fire)
"Inglorious Basterds" made this a good song.
17 - The Raveonettes - Last Dance
Certainly the finest Danish song I heard all year. This is The Raveonette's first appearance on a mix of mine since 2003. Welcome back, Danes!
18 - Cat Stevens - Miles from Nowhere
I liked the use of this song in "The Brothers Bloom", which you should rent. You might think, "Adrien Brody? Gross!", but don't! It's a good flick. I also recommend "Brick", by the same director.
19 - The Bird and the Bee - Love Letter to Japan
Inara George used to be two degrees of separation, so I try to see what she's up to now and then, when I happen to be up late on a Tuesday watching Jimmy Kimmel. Alipete would agree: if you watch Inara and her backup band's head and hand motions, the value of this song doubles. Oops! Disney decided to take that video down. You can watch an inferior performance if you like.
20 - Phoenix - 1901
Most of us hadn't heard of them until they played SNL, and most of us liked them immediately afterward. No matter how many times you hear this in a Cadillac commercial, it's still great.
21 - Jenny Owen Youngs - Led to the Sea
The third and final Gav suggestion, which came several months prior to Alipete's recommendation. I liked it immediately, then hated it for a while after an unfortunate night when it repeated in my head as I tossed and turned, then liked it again.
22 - Golden Silvers - Please Venus
I suspect if I took the time to listen to the words in this song, I would find they are terrible. Still, it's got enough accents and backup vocal bop-bop dit-dits to keep me humming (not literally). Also, very nice work on the band name.
23 - M Ward - Requiem
Get it? "Requiem" is last on the list? Do you get it? How great would it be for someone to sing this song at your funeral? And really mean it? How great would it be to be M Ward? That guy is the coolest.
Sunday, December 13, 2009
A Final Word With Chester
I don't know quite how to explain this. Since the NES days, I've been coming home from school or work and unwinding with some sweet video game action. Also, I'm pretty cheap. So I guess that's how you explain a forced retirement of your video game football coach after 60 seasons.
During Wednesday's snow day, an unfamiliar plaque was presented after the season ended.
And a popup message followed
It was quite a run. Coach Chester Reboulet began at a school he built, led them to the promised land, and then moved on, winning 25 national titles. Due to some memory card issues, I can only account for those below - I think I'm missing one school:
Farewell, Coach. You're in heaven now, leading the angels to collegiate football championships.
During Wednesday's snow day, an unfamiliar plaque was presented after the season ended.
And a popup message followed
It was quite a run. Coach Chester Reboulet began at a school he built, led them to the promised land, and then moved on, winning 25 national titles. Due to some memory card issues, I can only account for those below - I think I'm missing one school:
Fiery Furnaces
Mississippi State Bulldogs
Duke Blue Devils
2017 Pearl Harbor Kamikazes
2021 Stanford Cardinal
2022 Iowa State Cyclones
2025, 2026, 2027 Fiery Furnaces
2031 Bowling Green Falcons
2035, 2038 Boston College Eagles
2040, 2041, 2043, 2044, 2045 Minnesota Golden Gophers
2051, 2052, 2053 Idaho Vandals
2058 University of Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns
2062, 2063, 2064 Notre Dame Fighting Irish
Farewell, Coach. You're in heaven now, leading the angels to collegiate football championships.
Wednesday, December 09, 2009
Best Albums Of My Decade
Reading "best music of the decade" lists posted at Largehearted Boy was stimulating, but the more links I clicked the less interesting it became, and I realized I was spending way too much effort to publish my own list. The online examples I enjoyed most were short, so here is a short list of my favorite albums, released between 2000 and today, that I own.
Anthemic. The things that I might find extraneous in the indie era since "Funeral" -- strings and tea kettles and such -- add to the percussion and guitar without being distracting. Just really, really, super good from start to finish.
Technically, this is my third-favorite Elliott Smith album, after "Either/Or" and "XO", but I listen to "Figure 8" more than any other of his works. It's louder and messier then the other albums, and songs like "Stupidity Tries" and "LA" can be enjoyed at a high volume, and the lyrics are interesting without being soul-crushing. Of course, there's soul-crushing material here, too ("Everything Reminds Me of Her", "I Better Be Quiet Now", "Can't Make a Sound"), but the ratio of fun to sad is more palatable for me. With other Smith albums, I have to strap in and prepare myself for the goosebumps. I can relax and sing along with a lot of "Figure 8".
Dave describes this album as having a lot of "Meatloaf moments", which is a compliment to Dave and an insult to me. Yes, it does have Meatloaf's dramatic flairs, but it's also ambitious and orchestral, two words that surely don't describe Meatloaf's music. "Never the subject of terrible karaoke" would also fit one but not the other.
An Onion AV Club year-end article listed "All for Swinging You Around" as a favorite song of 2003, and there was a locally-produced music show that featured them airing around that time, so I bought "Electric Version" at Best Buy and started listening to The New Pornographers. I still can't believe I came to like one of their albums more than that first one I picked up, but you can't listen to "Use It" or "Broken Breads" at high volume without knowing it's their best. (And that's not even accounting for "The Bleeding Heart Show", which is so good it makes me want to burn my degrees and start over at the University of Phoenix.)
Many best-of-the-decade lists I've seen mention a Spoon album or two, always mentioning something other than "Gimme Fiction". I'm not including it to be contrary -- it just happens to be my go-to Spoon choice, very slightly ahead of "Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga".
There seems to be disagreement if this fits in the decade or not, due to British vs. US release dates. Travis now seems culturally out of place. Their sound wasn't ahead of its time, but the world wasn't quite ready to love them in 2000. Coldplay rose a few years later and took the spotlight. If Travis could have slipped in after them, they might have been bigger. Like, Snow Patrol big. Like the others on this list, "The Man Who" has little if any filler ("She's So Strange" could be better.) "Writing to Reach You" is impeccable, and it's got a nice guitar solo, and just typing that made me put on my headphones to listen to it.
I don't remember exactly how it happened, but I bought this and they soon became my favorite band. Let's take a moment to reflect on how rarely someone that occurs. (For the record, My Favorite Band started as Nirvana. Kurt killed himself, so I chose Urge Overkill. They broke up, and were replaced by Ben Folds Five, who also broke up, and were replaced by Elliott Smith, who also killed himself. That's when My Favorite Band became The Shins. Although, due to their recent lineup adjustment and lack of production, Spoon has tied them. Meanwhile, if you asked Jack Serpentine to write his version of this parenthetical passage, he'd just type "Pearl Jam, 1991-current". Sometimes I'm envious and sometimes not.)
I have to pick between this and "Elephant", unless there is a surf and turf option to these lists I'm not aware of. On one hand, I have deleted the digital versions of three songs from "White Blood Cells", because there is no situation where I am ever excited to hear "The Union Forever" (the ultimate killer to Corinne's "track #7s are the best" rule), "I Think I Smell a Rat", and "Aluminum". The only songs I ignore from "Elephant" are "Little Acorns" and "Well It's True That We Love One Another". Simple arithmetic dictates "Elephant" should be on this list (as does "Black Math", which rocks everyone's balls off forever), but rock is all about what's in your heart, not your head, or Archimedes' head!
Haters gonna hate, but it's really, really great. Maybe if things continue on their current course and Coldplay becomes their generation's U2, all the cool critics will look back and decide this album was their "The Unforgettable Fire", the gold standard of their "way back when they were good" period.
How odd is this album? It's 76 minutes long. The songs under 5 minutes long are somehow less awesome than the ones longer then 5 minutes. Listening is like getting an awesome BJ from a dictionary -- I haven't counted, but there are probably 6,700 lyrics packed into "Blueberry Boat". (I just put the lyrics into MS Word: 4,408.) And these aren't verse-chorus-verse repeat lyrics. They range from onomatopoeia (Plume bloom bloom baby bloom / cheep cheep beep bee-bee beep) to exotic proper nouns (Tea time at Damascus computer café / I’m looking busy and staring off the other way / Arsenal, Inter, Leeds v Valencia / I’m over-hearing all their nonsense in extensia) to "give me kisses, give me kisses, give me kisses, don't say no", phrases which would be unremarkable if they weren't sung in Eskimo language (Canyglow, canyglow, canyglow / don’t say nugo). It's insane, and it's insanely good.
Honorable Mention:
Secret Machines - "Now Here is Nowhere" (2004)
Sleater-Kinney - "The Woods" (2005)
Jenny Lewis & The Watson Twins - "Rabbit Fur Coat" (2006)
Tilly and the Wall - "Wild Like Children" (2004)
Ben Folds - "Rockin' the Suburbs" (2001)
Death Cab for Cutie - "Transatlanticism" (2003)
Arcade Fire - "Funeral" (2004)
Anthemic. The things that I might find extraneous in the indie era since "Funeral" -- strings and tea kettles and such -- add to the percussion and guitar without being distracting. Just really, really, super good from start to finish.
Elliott Smith - "Figure 8" (2000)
Technically, this is my third-favorite Elliott Smith album, after "Either/Or" and "XO", but I listen to "Figure 8" more than any other of his works. It's louder and messier then the other albums, and songs like "Stupidity Tries" and "LA" can be enjoyed at a high volume, and the lyrics are interesting without being soul-crushing. Of course, there's soul-crushing material here, too ("Everything Reminds Me of Her", "I Better Be Quiet Now", "Can't Make a Sound"), but the ratio of fun to sad is more palatable for me. With other Smith albums, I have to strap in and prepare myself for the goosebumps. I can relax and sing along with a lot of "Figure 8".
The Polyphonic Spree - "Together We're Heavy" (2004)
Dave describes this album as having a lot of "Meatloaf moments", which is a compliment to Dave and an insult to me. Yes, it does have Meatloaf's dramatic flairs, but it's also ambitious and orchestral, two words that surely don't describe Meatloaf's music. "Never the subject of terrible karaoke" would also fit one but not the other.
The New Pornographers - "Twin Cinema" (2005)
An Onion AV Club year-end article listed "All for Swinging You Around" as a favorite song of 2003, and there was a locally-produced music show that featured them airing around that time, so I bought "Electric Version" at Best Buy and started listening to The New Pornographers. I still can't believe I came to like one of their albums more than that first one I picked up, but you can't listen to "Use It" or "Broken Breads" at high volume without knowing it's their best. (And that's not even accounting for "The Bleeding Heart Show", which is so good it makes me want to burn my degrees and start over at the University of Phoenix.)
Spoon - "Gimme Fiction" (2005)
Many best-of-the-decade lists I've seen mention a Spoon album or two, always mentioning something other than "Gimme Fiction". I'm not including it to be contrary -- it just happens to be my go-to Spoon choice, very slightly ahead of "Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga".
Travis - "The Man Who" (2000)
There seems to be disagreement if this fits in the decade or not, due to British vs. US release dates. Travis now seems culturally out of place. Their sound wasn't ahead of its time, but the world wasn't quite ready to love them in 2000. Coldplay rose a few years later and took the spotlight. If Travis could have slipped in after them, they might have been bigger. Like, Snow Patrol big. Like the others on this list, "The Man Who" has little if any filler ("She's So Strange" could be better.) "Writing to Reach You" is impeccable, and it's got a nice guitar solo, and just typing that made me put on my headphones to listen to it.
The Shins - "Chutes Too Narrow" (2003)
I don't remember exactly how it happened, but I bought this and they soon became my favorite band. Let's take a moment to reflect on how rarely someone that occurs. (For the record, My Favorite Band started as Nirvana. Kurt killed himself, so I chose Urge Overkill. They broke up, and were replaced by Ben Folds Five, who also broke up, and were replaced by Elliott Smith, who also killed himself. That's when My Favorite Band became The Shins. Although, due to their recent lineup adjustment and lack of production, Spoon has tied them. Meanwhile, if you asked Jack Serpentine to write his version of this parenthetical passage, he'd just type "Pearl Jam, 1991-current". Sometimes I'm envious and sometimes not.)
White Stripes - "White Blood Cells" (2001)
I have to pick between this and "Elephant", unless there is a surf and turf option to these lists I'm not aware of. On one hand, I have deleted the digital versions of three songs from "White Blood Cells", because there is no situation where I am ever excited to hear "The Union Forever" (the ultimate killer to Corinne's "track #7s are the best" rule), "I Think I Smell a Rat", and "Aluminum". The only songs I ignore from "Elephant" are "Little Acorns" and "Well It's True That We Love One Another". Simple arithmetic dictates "Elephant" should be on this list (as does "Black Math", which rocks everyone's balls off forever), but rock is all about what's in your heart, not your head, or Archimedes' head!
Coldplay - "A Rush of Blood to the Head" (2002)
Haters gonna hate, but it's really, really great. Maybe if things continue on their current course and Coldplay becomes their generation's U2, all the cool critics will look back and decide this album was their "The Unforgettable Fire", the gold standard of their "way back when they were good" period.
The Fiery Furnaces - "Blueberry Boat" (2004)
How odd is this album? It's 76 minutes long. The songs under 5 minutes long are somehow less awesome than the ones longer then 5 minutes. Listening is like getting an awesome BJ from a dictionary -- I haven't counted, but there are probably 6,700 lyrics packed into "Blueberry Boat". (I just put the lyrics into MS Word: 4,408.) And these aren't verse-chorus-verse repeat lyrics. They range from onomatopoeia (Plume bloom bloom baby bloom / cheep cheep beep bee-bee beep) to exotic proper nouns (Tea time at Damascus computer café / I’m looking busy and staring off the other way / Arsenal, Inter, Leeds v Valencia / I’m over-hearing all their nonsense in extensia) to "give me kisses, give me kisses, give me kisses, don't say no", phrases which would be unremarkable if they weren't sung in Eskimo language (Canyglow, canyglow, canyglow / don’t say nugo). It's insane, and it's insanely good.
Honorable Mention:
Secret Machines - "Now Here is Nowhere" (2004)
Sleater-Kinney - "The Woods" (2005)
Jenny Lewis & The Watson Twins - "Rabbit Fur Coat" (2006)
Tilly and the Wall - "Wild Like Children" (2004)
Ben Folds - "Rockin' the Suburbs" (2001)
Death Cab for Cutie - "Transatlanticism" (2003)
Sunday, December 06, 2009
December Musings
Well, you know, I've been busy watching movies and stuff, but there will be more stuff on here really soon. I'm not going to go all Floyd on you. No posts in 5 months for Floyd! What a dick.
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Two humorous things sent to me recently:
"I just got drunk at CD's bar from Walker, Texas Ranger."
-- text from Brian
"My parents and I will be up in the Cancun timeshare and I think there’s room for 2 more – you could even have the privacy of your own room and bathroom. I know this sounds excessive to have so many time shares, but I can’t be bothered to explain it. As you know, Cancun is lame in many ways, but it’s warm and relaxing and happy hour is at 3:30. And there are pretty cool Mayan ruins nearby. This might be your last chance to see them if their calendar is correct and the world is about to end."
-- email from Bar
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The new Paul F Tompkins CD I ordered was delivered yesterday. Sometimes I save the first listen of such spoken word items for long drives, but I can't wait until my Christmas travels to enjoy this goodness. Look at the cover -- how could I delay one more moment without listening?
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Does anyone other than @BAGEsq and Nick and Adrienne read my Google Shared Items? If you do, please leave a comment below. I feel so alone.
If you don't, you didn't notice my comments about this Franz Ferdinand video
"I know this isn't an epic video, but it makes me think about the decline of MTV. If this just happened to appear on my television, I'd be really entertained and I'd hope to see it again. As is, with no music video programming on TV, I can't be bothered to call up YouTube every week and re-watch it. All these good videos are single servings, just watched once and thrown away."
* * *
Two humorous things sent to me recently:
"I just got drunk at CD's bar from Walker, Texas Ranger."
-- text from Brian
"My parents and I will be up in the Cancun timeshare and I think there’s room for 2 more – you could even have the privacy of your own room and bathroom. I know this sounds excessive to have so many time shares, but I can’t be bothered to explain it. As you know, Cancun is lame in many ways, but it’s warm and relaxing and happy hour is at 3:30. And there are pretty cool Mayan ruins nearby. This might be your last chance to see them if their calendar is correct and the world is about to end."
-- email from Bar
* * *
The new Paul F Tompkins CD I ordered was delivered yesterday. Sometimes I save the first listen of such spoken word items for long drives, but I can't wait until my Christmas travels to enjoy this goodness. Look at the cover -- how could I delay one more moment without listening?
* * *
Does anyone other than @BAGEsq and Nick and Adrienne read my Google Shared Items? If you do, please leave a comment below. I feel so alone.
If you don't, you didn't notice my comments about this Franz Ferdinand video
"I know this isn't an epic video, but it makes me think about the decline of MTV. If this just happened to appear on my television, I'd be really entertained and I'd hope to see it again. As is, with no music video programming on TV, I can't be bothered to call up YouTube every week and re-watch it. All these good videos are single servings, just watched once and thrown away."
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