Nary A More Merry Itinerary

Matt drafted a schedule for our upcoming vacation:

2/2/2008....Kansas City / Montevideo
fly like the wind/maybe sexy time

2/3/2008....Montevideo
beach day/fucking/mass

2/4/2008....Montevideo
city/more beach/sex/booze

2/5/2008....Montevideo / Bueno Aires
ferry/sex/not getting stabbed/inebriation

2/6/2008....Buenos Aires
soccer?/sex/not getting stabbed/beer

2/7/2008....Buenos Aires / Iguazu Falls
fly/not crashing/boning/drunk

2/8/2008....Iguazu Falls
falls/sex/drinking/not getting eaten by pumas

2/9/2008....Iguazu Falls / Ascuncion
bus/sex/not getting shot/fun city

2/10/2008...Ascuncion / Santiago
fly/boom boom/nice dinner and cocktails/mass

2/11/2008...Santiago / Valparaiso
bus/cocking/ball shaving/spooning

2/12/2008...Valparaiso
drinking/kayaking/sex/sex on a kayak

2/13/2008...Valparaiso / Santiago
bus/drinking/vagina/drinking

2/14/2008...Santiago
hiking/bang screw/drinking

2/15/2008...Santiago
city/museum/sex/drinking

2/16/2008...Santiago / Kansas City
depression