Rocky

I'm rooting for the Rockies and everything (I used to own their black and purple hat, like, 14 years ago!), but it's hard to get seriously excited about a team that trots out Josh Fogg to start the tiebreaker, AND relies on a Jeremy Affeldt / LaTroy Hawkins combo for big relief moments.

"Hey! It's me, Josh Fogg! I'm super average! Sometimes folks will pick me up if they're desperate for a win in their fantasy league*, but then I get immediately dropped! See you at the big game!"


*At least, that's how things were 3 years ago, before I retired from fantasy baseball.