"Our signature chicken breast fillet specially seasoned and lightly breaded. Plus crisp lettuce, cheddar cheese and a zesty ranch sauce all wrapped in a flour tortilla. Think of it as a wrappetizer."Oh, okay. I'll think of it as a wrappetizer. Because you know what I don't think of it as? REAL FUCKING FOOD!!!
Where did this piece of shit come from, and why is it taking over our fast food eateries? NOBODY has EVER walked to the kitchen and thought, "Hey, I've got some chicken tenders in the frig. Why don't I fry those, then put 'em in a tortilla with, uh... some lettuce? And I'll throw some cheese and ranch dressing in there for good measure. That'll be some good eatin'! And I won't have to use any of this silverware I own!"
I am saddened. I am saddened that this food was created, and I am saddened that it apparently sells well enough to spread to three chains.
Listen up, America: you've got to stop combining random ingredients and calling it food. Moreover, you've got to stop pouring ranch dressing on your ghastly concoctions. And, if I could go so far as to issue a third piece of advice: just because it's called a "snack wrap" or a "wrappetizer" doesn't mean you can eat two. These things are about 350 calories each. I know, I know. I know it's weird, but just because you stuff your junk into a tortilla doesn't mean it's healthy. All it means is you could have eaten something between two pieces of delicious bread, and you blew it.