Monday, August 01, 2005

Nothing I Do Is Magic

Lunch today:

DEB (describing old boyfriend): I'd never met someone with such egocentricity!

ME: Funny you bring that up, because Egocentricity is my favorite Police album!

EVERYONE: (silence)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love that Deb...

Anonymous said...

Don't sweat it...anyone who uses the word "egocentricity" in casual lunch conversation clearly does not have a sense of humor...

Or maybe next time try a Vivaldi joke with this crew...maybe the 80's post-punk humor genre is not for them.

[-jeff.]

dn said...

I'm trying to think of what a Vivaldi joke would be...but I'm going to stop now, for obvious reasons.

Gav said...

Lunch tomorrow:

DEB: I'd never eaten such great cake.

DN: Ya, about as exciting as Vivaldi's "The Four Seasons."

EVERYONE: Cheers! Hoopla!

Anonymous said...

Hypothetical...
DEB (describing old boyfriend): "He always loved wearing black. He'll be glad this fall's color is black."

Dan: "It's funny you talk about this coming fall's fashions. L'autunno is my favorite movement from Vivaldi's Four Seasons.

What can I say, it's at least 100 degree in my apartment and I'm not thinking straight...plus I'm trying to practice my masters presentation...I needed a distraction...

Heather