Sweet Texts

I'd like the say losing my hard drive was no big deal, especially since I had 95% of my documents backed up, but the truth is it kills me. I died a little bit when those documents were lost, because I'm sentimental when it comes to that kind of thing.

I have to make sure the same thing does not happen to my cell phone and the precious text messages saved therein. Here they are, for posterity - the ones I've saved in my phone since 2004. One featured the phrase "sweet tits", and was therefore excluded from the list. In chronological order:

Serpentine
1/16/04
10:48 p.m.

so horny!

Matt
1/23/04
11:21 p.m.

I like the way my boner feels in the palm of your hand.

Floyd
1/23/04
11:55 p.m.

FUCK Y/N?
ASS Y/N?

Brian
1/24/04
12:42 a.m.

Matt has a raging boner

Pick
3/7/04
12:50 a.m.

MY COCK & YOUR ASS = SWEET EJACULATION!

Serpentine
3/26/04
9:16 p.m.

I miss your touch

Brian
10/20/04
8:36 p.m.

Damon really got that in his wheelhouse

Corinne
12/06/04
12:53 p.m.

My son needs a humidifier to live

Matt
2/14/05
7:08 p.m.

I want your boner

Matt
2/19/05
10:52 p.m.

boner

Matt
2/20/05
1:14 a.m.

My heart says no but my boner says yes

Ali
3/18/05
8:51 a.m.

shazam!

Ali
3/22/05
12:43 p.m.

pertussis or poliomyelitis eradication?

Ali
3/22/05
3:19 p.m.

What is your favorite dessert? pie? brownies?

Kim
4/8/05
9:44 p.m.

So horny?

Brian
6/11/05
9:32 p.m.

Boner?

Serpentine
7/15/05
8:00 p.m.

You boys like pussy?

Phil
7/25/05
7:32 p.m.

Cool. Need know act, new rm pic

Serpentine
7/26/05
9:45 p.m.

What's Rory's problem?

Serpentine
7/26/05
9:53 p.m.

yeah, learn something from her mom, slut

Matt
7/29/05
10:45 p.m.

Jerk that camel off so we can get out of hear

Matt
7/30/05
10:12 p.m.

Is the meat from outback steakhouse actually from australia

Matt
7/30/05
10:21 p.m.

Is the idea of odd and even a mathematical concept or a philosophical illusion

Brian
7/30/05
11:59 p.m.

My boner just ripped thru denim

Brian
7/30/05
12:26 a.m.

hey dick



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