First week of 2008
(Everyone is watching football and the occasional segment of "Pterodactyl", the type of quality film you expect the Sci Fi Channel to air.)
TED: You know what else is a bad movie? "The Italian Job".
ME: It's not as good as "The Italian Handjob". It was a Fellini film.
MOLLY: Not as good as "The Italian Blowjob".
ME: "The Italian Blowjob" isn't as good as "The Italian Handjob".
MOLLY: I think a lot of men would disagree with you.
ME: It's just that "The Italian Blowjob" was the sequel, and I think they blew their load on the first one.
TED: (looks down at floor, shakes head)
MOLLY: (raises hand in a gesture of discomfort)
CORINNE AND KIM: (continue to avoid the conversation)