Things I learned from my doctor at my Monday appointment after I made the mistake of saying, "That's a pretty big cell phone":
--He has owned only one cell phone.
--His daughter has had several.
--He likes that cell phone, except sometimes he accidentally hits the "web" button, and is charged for internet fees.
--He finally decided to get a cell phone after his car broke down in the middle of Missouri.
--That car had some problem with the coil, which he worked around by turning on the heat full blast.
--His friend is getting a divorce, because his ex-wife-elect met somebody on the internet and ran off.
--He might have to testify in the divorce proceedings.
Other things I learned:
--I still feel fine.
--Patients taking Nexium are at higher risk of bacterial infections.
--The copay is still $30.
1 comment:
Now that's what I call service - not once did he mention your state of health :-p
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