Final week of 2007 edition
Incident #1: The Birthday Party
ME: You are going to love 28. 27 feels like... a big dump. But 28 feels like... God feels after he comes.
ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE: (silence)
CASEY: (restrained chuckling)
Incident #2: New Year's Eve
ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE: (trying to fool Kim with false Harry Potter information)
TED: Dumbledore is gay
OTHER PEOPLE: The whole Griffindore house is gay. There is a big gay orgy at the end. Etc.
ME: Do you know what spell was cast that turned all the wizards gay? ...FABULATIZE!
ALL: (brief laughter)
ME: (trying to stretch it to a double) ...SODOMIZE!
ALL: (silence, headshaking)
[NOTE: I'm sure I've misspelled some Harry Potter proper nouns. Normally, I look up the correct spellings. In this case, I can't be bothered. Also, the "Other People" didn't really say "etc", but you probably guessed that.]