Did you know that Chicago's Major League Soccer team is called the Chicago Fire? Did you know that inferno killed around 250 citizens in 1871?
Does it surprise you that a sports club is named after a disaster? A century or so from now, would you expect Lockerbie to name its Rocketgolf team the Pan Am Passengers? Or the Sudanese to name their Hoverball squad the Lost Boys?
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When I pass a semi on the highway, I fixate on the lug nuts on the front wheels.
I imagine each popping off the wheel like a gatling gun, shredding through my car door and torso.
And now you will, too.
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I walk by this image every day. (It is part of a recycling campaign.) It drives me nuts.
Why would she be allowed to take a free shot from beneath the basket? If the game is being played with a plastic milk jug, why is the referee holding a basketball? WHY IF SHE JUST SHOT THE MILK JUG, WHY IS SHE POSED AS IF SHE HAS YET TO SHOOT?