(click to enlarge)You're a weird guy, Bill.
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dn: I dreamed I went to your funeral and everyone was wearing jeans. I thought that was pretty disrespectful.
Matt: What the fuck are you talking about?
dn: I am just saying, if you died I would wear a suit out of love and respect for you. Unlike those jeans-wearing yokels in my dream.
Matt: Fuck them. I would wear a panda suit to your funeral.
Matt, standing before the curiously named "Chigger Choker" firework on Independence Day.
1 comment:
I kinda want to be buried in a panda suit now, after reading that. And, I want the "Chigger Choker" to be set off on top of my casket. (This should probably be done during the outdoor portion of the ceremony.)
-shawn
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