Monday night I had a dream.
Michael Jordan agreed to appear in an advertisement or film for our av crew. The shot featured him, lying face up on some rocks on the shore. The camera showed his face, and panned down past his topless torso, and down to his HANES brand boxer briefs. But the boxer briefs were cutoffs, like jean shorts. And the cut-off portion, these small rings of jagged cotton, were still around his legs, an inch beneath the shortened boxer briefs.
He seemed to present us with a large apple tart in a box - packaged like it came from a catalog or was on the shelf at Bed Bath and Beyond - the next morning, to show he was in on the joke? And the tart looked like a pie but who am I to argue with my subconscious, let alone with the greatest NBA player of all time?