6:45 a.m. - Wake. Hurriedly consume 2 imitation Pop Tarts so you can get to the high school to vote.
7:15 a.m. - Stand in line for one hour. Darken ovals for candidates knowing that your vote might matter in one (or possibly two... TWO!!) races.
9:00 a.m. - Go to stupid work.
12:30 p.m. - Have 20 ounces of Sprite for lunch. The bottlecap says you win a rental at Blockbuster... BLOCKBUSTER!!!
5:00 p.m. - Finally leave stupid work.
6:00 p.m. - Take 1.5 ounces of oral saline laxative.
7:00 p.m. - Gilmore Girls makes you forget about your troubles for exactly one hour. Then the oral saline laxative brings said troubles back to the forefront.
9:00 p.m. - Another 1.5 ounces of oral saline laxative.
9:30 p.m. - Make lame joke connecting "taking it up the ass" at tomorrow's colonoscopy to election results.
2 comments:
Nice work, Kansas. Rubes. Hope your ban on gay marriage is worth getting drafted/attacked/unemployed.
Sorry, didn't mean to get you all worked up...I suspect it'll hurt less today if you're relaxed.
On another note, if you don't know what you're going to use that free Blockbuster rental on, might I suggest The Best of Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog? Comedy gold. [-jeff]
We actually don't have an amendment against gay marriage in Kansas...yet.
And don't blame ME - the majority of my county voted for Kerry. One other county did, too. So that's 2 out of our 105. As Meatloaf would say, "Don't be sad, because 2 out of 105 ain't bad."
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