Every year, you buy more candy canes. You never finish them all. You put them away. They sit on a shelf. A year goes by. You put another unfinished box on the same shelf.
Stop buying candy canes. They never go bad. Let's take a year or three and catch up on eating the old ones. Then we can eat new ones again.
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I stopped buying candy canes because whenever I eat one, I inevitably fashion an uber-lethal point on the end and end up with a bloody tongue. [-jeff.]
I know we've all been there...
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