How the superhunks stole your high school girlfriend
[NOTE: In addition to naming Jude Law 2004's Sexiest Man Alive, People magazine picked nine "off the charts" sexy superstars: Orlando Bloom, Jake Gyllenhaal, Usher, Colin Farrell, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Bruce Willis and Johnny Depp.]
Matt Damon distracted your girlfriend with small talk about men's fashion.
"Yeah, I just feel more comfortable in a sweater vest. Sleeves are too scratchy."
Your girlfriend giggled, trying not to stare at Matt's dimples.
"You're so weird! ...But that's okay," your girlfriend said as Ben Affleck discretely slipped rohypnol into the red plastic cup she had placed on the bookcase.
"Here's to sweater vests!" Matt said, hoisting his own red plastic cup toward the ceiling.
"Cheers!"
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