Gruesome Greenwood

We went out for some dancing last night at local club/death trap The Cadillac Ranch. At bar close, the DJ informed us that they would be ending the night as they do every Saturday night - by saluting America. Queue "God Bless the USA" by Lee Fucking Greenwood. What better song to end the evening than the train wreck I was forced to listen to every 7th inning strech for an entire season at the Metrodome? It's like one of those songs they play to force Branch Dividians out of their fortress.