Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Portman's Pants

You can bid on this outfit, was worn by Natalie Portman in Garden State. Knowing nothing of Hollywood collectibles, I'm still a little uneasy about the fact that the bidding is currently over $1000. Even if it is for tsunami relief, uh... well, just try not to think about who might be buying this. If you value your inner peace, you should also try not to think about what they'll be doing with it.

Would a bid that high for one of her Closer outfits (if you've seen the movie, you should know the outfit I'm referring to) be as creepy or less creepy?

(You can also buy the gas pump handle featured in the movie, frame it, hang it on the wall of your bedroom, and pretend you're sleeping in a Planet Hollywood!)

2 comments:

dn said...

Glad to make your day.

And Burt's Cowboy hat? Certain to sell for at least triple Portman's outfit.

Anonymous said...

Note to self...need to up bid to become Nat...er, help Tsunami victims... [-jeff.]