Too Much Cock

A story like this pops up in Yahoo's Most Popular once a month. Enough. It's been done. Bobbit was the first major player, the gold standard, and that's fine. I think we spent an appropriate amount of time on him. It's not funny anymore, it's not unique anymore - it's over. Sorry to all those fools who unwisely decided to expose your member to enraged women; your story is surely harrowing, but I have lost interest. I have zero sympathy for these people anymore because of the oversaturation. I declare these stories finished.