I thought that it would never be topped. Someone looked up "Ashley Simpson peed in her pants" via Yahoo, my site came up in the search results, and they clicked on me. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new champion:
i felt a nice penis slide into me
I will pay $20 American to know why this individual entered these words into Yahoo. Is it a movie quote? A lyric? The catch phrase of an acquaintance? I've tried repeating the search (with quotes) on several search engines to no avail. I'm beginning to lose sleep over this. Please, Mister or Miss I Felt A Nice Penis Slide Into Me, comment on this post or send me an e-mail.
Other searches that led to Tornado Slide since the last post on this topic:
+"ian black" +tornado (Yahoo)
jake gyllenhaal shaved head pictures (Yahoo)
sebacious testicle (Yahoo)
"jucy lucy" burger (Google)
Crichton global warming (Technorati)
lieber and stoeller (Google)
sever tornado photos (Yahoo)
"bull ride" video clip (Yahoo)
"Caryn Ganz" gay (Yahoo)
bruce willis on wigs photos (Yahoo)
Kim Catrall's birthday (msn)
women "lifts car to save" (Google)
Colin Ferrell brand smokes (Yahoo)
Tittyfuckin video (Yahoo)
Nirvana seasons in the sun (msn)
Poker pint glasses (Google)
"the state" mtv episodes zach wain showalter (Google)
(NOTE: Searches for a copy of Nirvana's cover of "Seasons in the Sun" is easily the most popular way to find Tornado Slide. If I only had an mp3, it wouldn't also be the most disappointing way to find Tornado Slide.)
5 comments:
I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that Mr. or Ms. "I felt a nice penis slide into me" was just lookin' for some porn. Just a hunch.
ali
If so, they would be searching for the MOST LAME porn ever. A "nice penis"? Erotica for the euphemistic?
I would want my man to have a nice penis rather than a mean penis.
Heather
Also, it's kind of interesting that the penis "felt" nice. That's one empathetic orifice.
I'm impressed. Whoever was looking for that site, if you are reading this, please post the website of a "nice penis". I think we all could use that in this harsh and cold world.
Heather
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