Here's Buddy Bell, about to get ejected from last night's Royals game. It was just one of the events that inflated last night's game time to 3 hours and 32 minutes. 20 runs, 33 hits, 9 pitching changes - but it was all worth it, because we redeemed our ticket stubs for two dozen free Krispy Kreme donuts, and now I can get diabetes like I always wanted.
After the game I met up with Bennett to meet the fiance. They are on a diet.
FIANCE: "I even got him to eat Lean Pockets instead of Hot Pockets!"One thought from last night that lingers on: when is pink going to go out of style again? I'm ready.
BENNETT (nodding): "Lean Pockets."
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