Detriments

Physical

Perianal fistula (now celebrating one year!)
Chickenpox scar near left eye
Hairless spots on shins
Weird thingy (like a wart but not) on thumb side of left palm
Mole on right shoulder and the black hairs that sprout from it
Overactive facial hair
Acne scarring on chest
Loose left ankle (sprained twice)
Occasional unprovoked nosebleeds
Unmanageable, wavy hair
Dry skin
Persistent, nonproductive cough
Seasonal allergies

Skill-related

Can't read numbers well when speaking aloud
Very slow swimmer
Cannot slam dunk
Rudimentary handyman skills
Ineffective anecdote teller
Very slow when performing math
Can't hold liquor without getting hiccups, vomiting
Emotionally unavailable
Can't snap fingers

Material

Lack of matching outfits, esp. for new pants
No digital camera
Laptop runs Windows ME, USB 1.0
PS2 lacks online adapter, will not play some DVDs
No portable mp3 player
Imperfect landscaping