Penultimate E-Mail

I've received stupid e-mails from others in my building before, but today was special. This new message beats out the old champion, which informed everyone with a company e-mail account that one of the women's bathrooms was out of paper towels. The subject line was something like "Sanford black ball point pen":

...I lost my pen a week or two ago somewhere here.

Not a big deal I guess, but you know how it is when you loose [sic] a pen...

Yeah, buddy. We've all been there, and we're all praying for its safe return.