The Other Archives - It's Oh So Quiet

It's been a few months shy of a year since Pick convinced me to rent him a room. This is a selection from an e-mail he sent, wherein he explained his desirable characteristics - he cleaned up after himself, he wouldn't throw parties without permission, and he's quiet...usually:

Also, I will let you know that I like to bang hot chicks. I hope that if I were to bang a hot chick, it wouldn't be too loud for you, but hey... I am that good in bed.