Saturday, January 15, 2005

Calendar Conundrum

That's bullshit.

As long as Shannon is involved in this calendar, she wins. She is the best. She is my everything. She is a ray of sunshine on an otherwise cloudy day.

And would someone please tell me why I should buy the calendar if I can visit the website, which contains more photos than the calendar, for free?

My vote for most awkward photo goes to Katie. "Here I am, wandering around this vacant lot shirtless -- hey, what was that over there? I will cover my shame!" Maybe I'll e-mail her about it.

8 comments:

dukkillr said...

good vote

Bob said...

I'm totally with Gavo on this one.

Anonymous said...

Dan, in response to people's comments, feel free to post my response if you would like.

Erin P? Seriously? Yeah, pretty face but nothing special. She is also one of the chicks with the anatomical messed up air brushing - check out the floating ass cheek between her legs.

Her past time is shoe shopping? Phobia of ordering at drive thru windows? Easy to get along with? I don't think so...I believe you would be spending a night listening to her whine about ordering a chili-cheese burrito (aka Chilito) at T-Bell and how scared she was..."and then he asked me if I wanted hot or mild sauce...I just froze with terror." Yawn...

Heather

dn said...

Heather sent me a wave of hilarious e-mails regarding this post - here are some excerpts:

*these girls walked around bare foot in some of these shots in these dirty white-trash places (e.g. school bus). TETANUS! HOOK WORM! At least give them some flip-flops...where the hell was wardrobe?

*And the photographer, being National Geographic material, could have done better; however, based upon the fact he has been photographing panoramic views and animals, that explains how poorly these women are
performing. "I need you to look sad...how about pouty...ok, you've got a large lion behind you and he is mad...you're scared...come on, give me some fear...that's it..good...good..."

*As to the women, eh...they are kind of bland in my opinion. Not ugly and not hot. I guess hot if you describe them as trashy hot. Again, their look is generic and falls under the genre of girls posing for
porn or calendars. But the girl your friend picked is not hotter than yours. I'm not quite sure how to describe it but I think if I had a party, I would have asked Gavin's girl to leave. Your's could stay. I can't put my finger on it but I think something bad would go down if that chick was allowed to stay.

*So where is the KU's hottest men? Where's the cock? Did I just write that?

Anonymous said...

I think I found KU's hottest man.

http://people.ku.edu/~bag/floyd.JPG

Bob said...

The pic of KU's hottest man is hosted on my KU web space. I expect compensation...

Anonymous said...

Hey, the word "repulsive" was never used. I just said "nothing special". It's OK that she is average or looks like every other blond pretty girl in the world.

And you men are right, I have no idea what I'm talking. I will never understand what men find attractive. What I do understand is that having tetanus or hookworm and short hair is considered unattractive.

And I am terribly disappointed in the male pic. Less polo shirt more skin.

'Heather'

Anonymous said...

I've got two words for you...

Sara.

Actually, I though Cindy was pretty hot, except she looks a little too much like Joe Perry.

[-jeff.]